Allison

don’t @ me

[Allison @verticallybound]

@autmillion COULDNT be about anyone other than Scott Taylor

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

the midwest experience is being taught how to drive on snow and ice via a series of near-death experiences while your dad yells at you to turn INTO the skid and that is why we are like this

[Allison @verticallybound]

@CMaksymowski2 @cnnbrk Really loved reading this comment after finding out someone I cared about was killed.

[Alice Gallo, MD @GallodeMoraesMD]

Let me fix it for you @NBCNews: @MayoClinic has 70,000 wonderful employees who chose to protect the patients they are honored to care for. The 1% of employees who decided not to get vaccinated were thanked for their services and were let go. Proud to work here! @MayoPCCM

[Shailin Thomas @shailinthomas]

The CDC now says a venti iced coffee and two ibuprofen is a balanced breakfast.

[Allison @verticallybound]

The chances of me quitting my job to go work at Trader Joe’s increases with each passing day

[Allison @verticallybound]

@xoClaiReMaRie DECEASED

[Allison @verticallybound]

Judge Bruce Schroeder, the world is watching. If you’re truly this biased you should recuse yourself. Shameful.

[Michael Kandel @K_A_N_D_E_L]

lowkey nervous heading into junior year of covid

[Allison @verticallybound]

I’m only here because I can’t watch IG reels right now

[Middle Age Riot @middleageriot]

If you are a doctor or nurse who quit their job rather than get vaccinated, how good could you have been anyway?

[Allison @verticallybound]

@rking78708 @DrMeerdink It is so rare that these patients are even able to get up to the chair when they require highflow nasal cannula

[Code Blue Memes @codebluememes]

Them: “why are you leaving nursing?”

Me: *gestures broadly at everything*

[Allison @verticallybound]

@AskAmex I need to validate my card but am unable to do it in the app

[Allison @verticallybound]

@AskAmex I have a gold delta rewards card

[mark hyde @_markhyde]

Help my gf is addicted to a Lawn Mowing Simulator video game

[Allison @verticallybound]

✨ boys can brunch ✨