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pessimist-realist

[✋😝🤚 @vertzesque]

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[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Kai Havertz is the best on earth. 🎶

[ESPN UK @ESPNUK]

Kai Havertz talking about his sugar intake in 2023 🍬:

🗣️ "We had a cook in London at the beginning, who came every day and cooked for us. And I have to say, I did not feel good at all.

This had the complete opposite effect on me. He said to me, because I'm a total sugar freak. You probably noticed yesterday: I drink Coke after the game, and I need sweets and stuff because that gives me strength and energy, and he then said, stop completely with it.

And then we got a nutritionist at Chelsea, and he completely went the other policy and said, 'Kai, you need the Fanta, you need the Coke, drink one a day'.

At half-time, I get gummy bears, Skittles or something. And he has completely followed the other policy, and I was full of energy again."

[✋😝🤚 @vertzesque]

He's genuinely top 5 strikers itw

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

Kai Havertz has registered a goal or assist in 48% of the Premier League games he has started under Mikel Arteta 🔑

The highest rate of any player under Arteta 🔴

[👀 @tetagoon]

You watch him do all of this, watch him cover the most distance of any CF, & wonder why his finishing becomes horrendous in Jan-March.

He is a victim of having shit teammates. Truly the best of us. A platformed Kai would be unstoppable

[✋😝🤚 @vertzesque]

@anotherguy22 Selling him was a mistake

[✋😝🤚 @vertzesque]

@z3afc_ @AFCYop_ Yeah, because Kai is miles clear

[🇳🇬 . @AFCYop_]

It just feels so right.

[Shieldy #29 @AFCShieldy]

My boys this season man, blassic loading
#OdeVertzOri #OvO🦉

[Beşiktaş JK @Besiktas]

𝖫𝖾𝗈, 𝖼𝗈𝗈𝗅. 🥶

[✋😝🤚 @vertzesque]

@1886D4VE Henrybergkampberbatovanpersiesque baller

[✋😝🤚 @vertzesque]

🇩🇪🐐

[- @imzftbi]

Minerals

[✋😝🤚 @vertzesque]

Oh not again...

[Squawka @Squawka]

Kai Havertz has covered more distance than any other striker in the Premier League so far this season (32.9km). 🏃

[- @imzftbi]

Minerals

[✋😝🤚 @vertzesque]

Ødevertz back = champagne football

[𝑫𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒌🌹 @labxnair]

Why are they suddenly playing champagne football after the terrorism I saw last season

[ً͏ @odqaard]

Is this what it felt like for women when their husbands came home from war?

[∞ @TheFalseNein]

How I sleep knowing my gaffer is a psychopath obsessed with marginal gains

[✋😝🤚 @vertzesque]

@fag4lando

[Staatsratsvorsitzender @Real_Honecker]

Der Trabant war frühzeitig schon so ausgereift, dass es keiner weiteren Verbesserung bedurfte.

[Connor Humm @TikiTakaConnor]

🗣️ Mikel Arteta on Havertz’s best position:

"The best position is in relation to what the game demands and what the team demands on the day - to be as efficient and unpredictable as possible.

"Kai is extremely intelligent - that’s his biggest quality. He understands the game - he’s five, 10 seconds ahead.

"He knows what’s happening, he doesn’t need to think about it - he just acts, and it makes the people around him better which is another massive quality.

"On top of that, he’s scoring goals, producing chances. He’s outstanding, and he’s in a great emotional state at the moment."

🗣️ on if his best position can change game by game:

"It can, yes, because you can play as a nine, but what do you play as a nine? What’s your role with and without the ball?

"It’s a lot of things, a position on the pitch. When you put it in a tactical world, you probably put the nine in the centre - but then what do you do when there’s a set-piece, a transition moment, a high press, what if the goalkeeper is right or left-footed?

"There are a lot of factors that are going to take that space and the initial position to a different dimension."

[✋😝🤚 @vertzesque]

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened

[D @1886D4VE]

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[✋😝🤚 @vertzesque]

@Sinoy786 Happy birthday