Grand Duchess Lemon Banana

Doe a Deer a Female Deer ‐

My dog had his balls removed. He still identifies as a llama.

[🎩Laird of the Manor🎩 @LairdOfThManor]

Daffodil yellow is one of those colours that shouldn’t work nearly as well as it does, yet somehow it manages to look both joyful and regal. HRH Catherine, Princess of Wales looked like she had stepped straight out of an English garden in spring… elegant, radiant and impossible to miss for all the right reasons.

[Queen Esther @XOQueenEsther]

Harry and Meghan Markle can chase every headline on earth and launch a thousand PR campaigns, but they’ll never be able to manufacture what William and Catherine have: respect, trust, dignity, gravitas, and the effortless ability to represent the Crown.

Some things aren’t created by publicists.

They are earned through years of duty and service.

[According2Taz @according2_taz]

Giving total Queen vibes 🤩😎

[Tim Young @TimRunsHisMouth]

“UFC is so embarrassing at the White House.” - say the people who were ok with this trash…

[Mike Engleman🇺🇲 @RealHickory]

Today would be a great day to deport Ilhan Omar!

[𝔉🅰𝒏 Karoline Leavitt @WHLeavitt]

Muslims don’t pray on streets in Iran, Saudi Arabia, or other Muslim countries — it’s illegal and rude.

They only do it in the West as a dominance tactic.

Ban traffic-blocking public prayers?

A. Yes
B. No

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

BREAKING UPDATE: Texas Parole Supervisor who went on unhinged racist rant, slammed the Metcalfs, and said she will protect Karmelo Anthony, has been FIRED, per @SarahisCensored

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

Spencer Pratt just BROKE The Internet.

He is NOT done in California and he says he has CRIMINAL Evidence that will force Karen Bass or Nithya Raman to resign.

He just declared war on the political establishment of Los Angeles.

Is he about to get his revenge?

[Ian Miles Cheong @ianmiles]

Azealia Banks will say anything for notoriety. In this instance, she says that the man who was almost beheaded by a Sudanese migrant deserved it because he’s ugly. How disgusting.

[Derrick Evans @DerrickEvans4WV]

This man is a real racist.

He calls for black people to pick a day to start beating up all white people including kids and old people.

Said he wants to dig up Austin Metcalf just to stab him again.

There’s no word too harsh to describe this sorry POS.

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

A young Scottish girl who defended her sister from Muslim invader/predators has been vindicated by a British court. She should have a statue erected in her honor rather than have been charged in the first place. She has more heart than the leftist politicians destroying the UK.

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

New York Police are currently searching for this man, who allegedly beat a teen after the NY Knicks game, sending the teen into a coma.

Do your thing internet!

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

There’s a new disturbing social media trend of BLM activists posting edited images of themselves urinating on Austin’s grave

You can’t get much lower than this.

Make these POS scum famous

[Grand Duchess Lemon Banana @verucapepper]

IncestIlhan has to go. Why stay in a country you hate? Mmmm yes, the money. 🤔🤨

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Trump just called for Ilhan Omar to be thrown out of the United States

Who agrees this anti-American brother marrying Somali fraudster should be deported?! 🤚

[Hilltop Jennifer @hilltopjennifer]

Prince William doesn’t need to buy himself awards in order to stay relevant. He’s out there, showing up for conservation @LDNTechWeek with quiet dignity - and people clamour to catch a glimpse of him.
Unlike his wayward brother Harry, who seems to keep writing cheques for trophies just to remain in the spotlight.
William earns respect. Harry tries to purchase it.
The difference is profoundly obvious!

[Queen Esther @XOQueenEsther]

Now that Prince William has spoken about riding motorcycles, place your bets on how long it’ll take before Spare Harry is photographed on one and we’re treated to yet another story about how motorcycles have always been his great passion. 🕰️

[Queen Esther @XOQueenEsther]

Meghan Markle’s obsession with Prince William and the Wales family needs to be studied.

Prince William recently shared that Charlotte is a Taylor Swift fan, so of course Meghan Markle had to post a photo of Lili wearing “B is for Beyoncé” T shirt.

Just like when William revealed that the late Queen liked her scones Devon style, cream first with jam on top, Meghan wasted no time promoting Ass Ever products with scones presented the exact same way.

Nobody keeps tabs on the Wales family quite like Meghan Markle.

And imagine having a wife who cosplays your dead mother and seems incapable of taking her eyes off what your brother and his family are doing.

At this point, Prince William could mention his favourite cereal and we’d probably get an Ass Ever breakfast collection by the weekend.

[🇺🇸𝕄𝔸𝔾𝔸 𝑵𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒚 ن ♱ @45LVNancy]

@Pontifex Excuse me Mr pope. Catholic here. My entire civilization —the birthplace of Christianity —was either displaced, raped, enslaved or murdered by Islamists.

Care to comment

[Grand Duchess Lemon Banana @verucapepper]

Oopsie 🤭

[Right Angle News Network @Rightanglenews]

BREAKING - Karmelo Anthony’s family is now forcing him to file paperwork claiming he is “penniless, destitute, and indigent” in an effort to obtain a free appellate lawyer, despite moving into a $900,000 home and purchasing a $150,000 car after raising over $600,000.

[Kari Lake @KariLake]

Mike, get some help.
This is unprofessional and deranged.