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Semi-professional cyborg

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@jerry465 @woot HAX!!

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@kampf VERY CURRY

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@kampf SO EXCITE

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https://t.co/ueMu1QAQaP

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

The FBI came after #Signal, only to find they log only account creation date & last login time. @Google, take note. https://t.co/njyiqCA2i0

[T. Greg Doucette @greg_doucette]

Literally thousands of people have been given an extrajudicial summary execution by the Government in two years
https://t.co/FLyqwBcFRw

[Splinter is on Bluesky @splinter_news]

Venezuela arrested 3 filmmakers for making this powerful anti-government video https://t.co/9n29y6vG1a

[Brian Gadoury @BrianGadoury]

Me: How's that bug-fix going?

Them: Good.

Their git commits: An endless stream of thrashing, guesswork & desperation

Me:

[Fisher Space Pen Co. @FisherPenCo]

Just want to #bug you a little more about going outside. #exploreyouroworld #takenotes Do something worth writing about.

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

November 18th. That's when the Grand Tour starts. Weekly thereafter. https://t.co/U5gSGnEcnW

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@mh4k @abcnewsSydney famous or wanted for questioning? There is a difference.

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@niknakk12 what's Tom's tweeter name?

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@jenstarlee start clicking!

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@existenzkampf are you sure it was me? Looks to cool for someone like me to pick out.

[TerryBlas @TerryBlas]

If you're sick of hearing about Pokemon Go for the past week let me tell you what hearing about sports is like for the past three decades.

[someecards @someecards]

Like salt water, drinking in a shirtless Idris Elba will just leave you thirstier. https://t.co/Vrm4ng07fe

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

after the primarily elclection i make diffcicalt decision. i indorse Bird for presdident oh wait that me. i accept my insorsemint.

[The Oatmeal @Oatmeal]

Fucking hell I go camping and turn my phone off for 2 days and come back to my account hacked

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Cuddles.

#emmathepit https://t.co/cUpL7YEljC

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How long until someone names their kid Brexit because they think it sounds pretty?