africa by toto#1 fan

i'm just out here trying to get my butt ate

[africa by toto#1 fan @very_tiny_hats]

Curious about new Netflix show "Stranger Things"? Well this review will show you just how Strange Things get https://t.co/OtvOGXcxJT

[africa by toto#1 fan @very_tiny_hats]

i don’t care how grand your used baby is, i’m not paying almost $6,000 for it

[africa by toto#1 fan @very_tiny_hats]

if a guy with a huge penis gets executed by a noose is he hanged or hung?

[africa by toto#1 fan @very_tiny_hats]

doritos executive: alright team what do women want
female employee: equal pay
male employee: nonsense. your delicate mouth needs less crunch https://t.co/9RwlrAPLF9

[New York Post @nypost]

Doritos to make ‘lady-friendly’ chips that don’t crunch for women https://t.co/IFkexy6liW

[africa by toto#1 fan @very_tiny_hats]

me to the bitch who wants to kill me

[africa by toto#1 fan @very_tiny_hats]

if a guy rubs a girl's back expecting sex in return that shits massage-inistic

[africa by toto#1 fan @very_tiny_hats]

do you think peter parker's cock got bigger after he got bit by the spidey

[africa by toto#1 fan @very_tiny_hats]

the worst joke in the world: frankincense and myrrh? more like frankincense and burrr, amirite?

-@sarahverde_

[africa by toto#1 fan @very_tiny_hats]

eazy-e always got a boner because the boyz n the hood are always hard

[africa by toto#1 fan @very_tiny_hats]

jealousy
turning saints into the sea
swimming through sick lullabies
choking on your alibis
but it's just the price i pay
destiny is calling me
open up my eager eyes
cause i'm
borat voice my wife

[africa by toto#1 fan @very_tiny_hats]

maybe the people who are against net neutrality are trying to repeal it so that people won't find out when they fuck 14 year olds

[africa by toto#1 fan @very_tiny_hats]

why should roy moore be in office in 2018 when all the girls he's been in weren't 18?

[africa by toto#1 fan @very_tiny_hats]

sorry i don't ever call, grandma, i'm too busy calling My Senators to have a discussion about the importance of protecting net neutrality

[africa by toto#1 fan @very_tiny_hats]

if kanye west's Bound 2 tells us that one good girl is worth a thousand bitches, but Notorious B.I.G.'s Get Money clearly says "fuck bitches get money," does that mean if you fuck one good girl you get a thousand times the amount of money?

[africa by toto#1 fan @very_tiny_hats]

Vine 2: 2 Vine 2 Vurious

[africa by toto#1 fan @very_tiny_hats]

O Vrother, Where Art Thou

[africa by toto#1 fan @very_tiny_hats]

if anyone needs an ordained minister, i just got certified hml

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

Hard pour corn vs. soft pour corn

[africa by toto#1 fan @very_tiny_hats]

two of the three bee gees are dead. looks like they didn't do a very good job,,

Stayin Alive

[africa by toto#1 fan @very_tiny_hats]

ah yes, i never thought of putting a clam full of brush on my thanksgiving table, thank you Ivanka Trump HQ https://t.co/V99ubcwXL5

[africa by toto#1 fan @very_tiny_hats]

https://t.co/bUtX553qAK for all of you anxiously wondering where the video went, it's right here, the peak of all humor in the world, Wowfrica (2016)