Very Bad Therapy

Please do not follow any of my advice.

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I was on vacation for the last week, hope you didn't need any medical advice or help.

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Crying is a sign of weakness. That being said feel free to cry for days on end.

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The weekend is a great time to start worrying about the following week.

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Your family doesn't love you.

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If your meds aren't working, maybe you should stop taking them all together.

[Naya 🧚🏾‍♀️ 🔜Dreamcon26 @Jaanaya__]

Oomf and her sister need to go to therapy 😂

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@jjsentthis do you have any pets?

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@advxo is that like when my cat asks me what's wrong and I tell him all my fears and anxieties and then remember I don't have a cat.

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@braeville u do

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@_forevvchill make sure to ask lots of personal questions. Often therapists are sad the conversation is so one-sided.

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@Kawaii_Williams the best kind if therapy there is 🙆

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@amandaymas try self medicating

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If you don't try, then you can never fail.

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When you're feeling very down, try eating some ice cream or junk food. Now every time you are sad, you can turn to food to cheer you up.

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Continue to repress terrible childhood memories. There is a reason you "forgot" about them.

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It wasn't your parents that screwed you up when you were a child, stop blaming them! You were born screwed up.

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@iMakeHerMelt instead of therapy just eat as much food as possible. #soundadvice

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@faatiydut fuck it

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@kendalynpaige the best kind of therapy there is. Besides alcohol.

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@iTravis_ you should probably be seeing more than a few specialists.