yukon cornelius

loud music maker @_PROMISEBREAKER | annoyer of @megglesfosho

[yukon cornelius @verycoolbtw]

Who names their son Dick Trickle

[yukon cornelius @verycoolbtw]

hey bands/promotors - when making a show flyer make sure you completely omit the date and time so nobody shows up

[yukon cornelius @verycoolbtw]

dunkin raspberry watermelon refresher send tweet

[yukon cornelius @verycoolbtw]

someone go with me to this in Pittsburgh I already have two tickets

[yukon cornelius @verycoolbtw]

don’t let your parents move 1300 miles away

[yukon cornelius @verycoolbtw]

if my grandmother had wheels she would’ve been a bike @EmmanuelAcho

they really just be letting anyone who’s touched a football be an analyst

[yukon cornelius @verycoolbtw]

idk why but the term “fully dressed” to describe chips pisses me off

[Eagles Nation @PHLEaglesNation]

Super Bowl MVP - Jalen Hurts

[NFL @NFL]

Frame it. #SBLIX

[yukon cornelius @verycoolbtw]

BELT TO ASS, BABY. 🦅😤😭

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS!
THIS ONE’S FOR YOU PHILLY!

[yukon cornelius @verycoolbtw]

LETS GO EAGLES, ONE MORE HALF

[yukon cornelius @verycoolbtw]

Fuck these fucking refs

[yukon cornelius @verycoolbtw]

one sip of pear lime celcius will fix me

[RBT @SamuelBrownRBT]

Since this trade, AJ Brown has more Super Bowl appearances than Treylon Burks has receiving touchdowns.

[Jeff Stoutland @CoachStoutland]

Next man up mentality

So proud of these guys and all the hard work they put in

And to the greatest fans in the world: THANK YOU

[yukon cornelius @verycoolbtw]

sax national anthem went hard

[yukon cornelius @verycoolbtw]

that jacket is tight son, naw mean?

[yukon cornelius @verycoolbtw]

marcus hayes has to the be the most incompetent and delusional sports writer alive

[yukon cornelius @verycoolbtw]

new year new poop

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

My sleep paralysis demon at 3 AM