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1 Million dollars

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I have proof that love is real

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Unless you have access to a loving family, a fully automatic rifle, or at least 1 million dollars, the only cure for high cortisol is PlayStation 2 and pharmaceuticals such as Ativan, Dilaudid, Percocet, in some cases Trazodone, or even things like kratom

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My beautiful neurological condition

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@dwlz Love me some Peas. Cheers brotha

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Hopefully receiving a sign today. Still grateful for all the other blessings if not though

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I love my girlfriend the way neolithic farmers worshipped the sun

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I’m a cryptozoologist with ADHD and beer is the only thing that helps me focus at work

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I need some benevolent ransomware to take control of my PC and guide me down the path of virtue and love

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Sorry if I’ve acted a little crazy in the past my mom has been alhcolic my whole life and my dad a womanizer so it build drama and trauma in my life

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Bugs can live in trash and they honestly love it

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Movies have the potential to be very amazing. Watch one as soon as you can! 😃

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With enough work I believe I can become holographic.

[Alex @midsmoker34]

There should be a Winter Olympics for hanging out with the people you love the most and putting them onto dope underground music

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I would be scared for my life standing up there

[KickChamp👑 @Kick_Champ]

Clavicular’s EX-GIRLFRIEND is now DATING the ASU FRAT LEADER, one FLEX leaves her SPEECHLESS 😳

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Mario is extremely clouted but he doesn’t let it get in the way of spreading joy and positivity. That should be a lesson for a lot of people

[aMSa 🎮 🇯🇵 @aMSaRedYoshi]

新成人の皆さんおめでとうございます。
私から皆さんに届けたい言葉は

「今すぐ歯医者に行け」

です。
社会人になってから歯医者に行くと大学時代の積み重ねで歯がボロボロに。大事な初任給が全て歯に消えます。

いいですか、今直ぐ歯医者に行って定期検診を受けましょう。
私からは以上です。

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Thank you for everything Dunkin’ Donuts!

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Dude I wish I was polish so fucking bad it pisses me off

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Music is my love of my life.

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I’m fucking addicted to email on my tablet with keyboard attachment at the airport