✨aubrey (taylor’s version)

very sagittarius, very enfp-t, and very adhd. she/her. 💗💜💙 married to a pretty rad dude. dog mom, plant mom, and also human mom.

[✨aubrey (taylor’s version) @verycoolveryfun]

The most difficult part of cutting meat from my diet has been fast food when we’re in a hurry. So to make the switch easier for others, here’s a thread of vegetarian items that I’ve eaten and likes that you can find at fast food restaurants. These are not vegan, just sans meat.

[✨aubrey (taylor’s version) @verycoolveryfun]

oh hey guys. I forgot I have this account lol

[✨aubrey (taylor’s version) @verycoolveryfun]

remember when new albums meant things like talk show appearances and singles and puzzles and social media posts? what good times.

[✨aubrey (taylor’s version) @verycoolveryfun]

@nihilists4jesus I’m so sorry to bring this to your feed gnome

[✨aubrey (taylor’s version) @verycoolveryfun]

Look at this absolute abomination of a “cookie” “recipe” from a ward cookbook

[Archive @archivebycosmos]

a farmhouse. Ireland

[✨aubrey (taylor’s version) @verycoolveryfun]

So a big thank you but also a big fuck you to Taylor for that one lmao

Jk ilysm girl

[✨aubrey (taylor’s version) @verycoolveryfun]

I once dated a guy when I was 16 and he was 20. For two years. He knew it was wrong. I was just a kid. He ended up marrying someone younger than me, just after she turned 18. I don’t know if he still checks my Twitter (he did a few years ago), but just in case he does:

[✨aubrey (taylor’s version) @verycoolveryfun]

Would’ve, Could’ve, Should’ve from Taylor Swift’s new album makes me think of him. It feels really good and also really bad to scream sing “GIVE ME BACK MY GIRLHOOD, IT WAS MINE FIRST”

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

One of the funniest clips in live news history

[✨aubrey (taylor’s version) @verycoolveryfun]

I was absolutely correct to be screaming

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A NEW ALBUM IM SCREAMING

[✨aubrey (taylor’s version) @verycoolveryfun]

I went to a drag show where @pattiegonia performed. We talked with her at the table a bit about deconstructing religion. After the show we took a group photo where she said, “everyone say EXMORMON!” 😏

[✨aubrey (taylor’s version) @verycoolveryfun]

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen 💀

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Pure Heroine is a perfect album and we don’t talk about it enough.

[Ash 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇫🇷🇨🇼 @theashrb]

So THIS is why Jeff Bezos arose from his Twitter slumber to quote Tweet Uju 🤔

[✨aubrey (taylor’s version) @verycoolveryfun]

If you come across the livestream video from the Memphis shooter… just trust me. Don’t watch it.

[✨aubrey (taylor’s version) @verycoolveryfun]

@nickykens Yes

[✨aubrey (taylor’s version) @verycoolveryfun]

@alanaafayee October 21!

[✨aubrey (taylor’s version) @verycoolveryfun]

A NEW ALBUM IM SCREAMING

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Congressman Matt Gaetz had $482,321 in PPP loans forgiven.

https://t.co/XPgC0pETkp

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Congressman Mike Kelly had $987,237 in PPP loans forgiven.

https://t.co/Syb5Oe8gDG