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@KrmlnPhoneBooth @BasedBob210 @BowesChay It's the hipster tattoos.

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@BowesChay Such a harmless little war the Russians have there, shooting down drones like that.
Not a single civilian was killed. 🕊️
Every Ukrainian got a free house in Europe, safe and sound. 🏠🇪🇺

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@SamsonaAI @naiivememe You mean the realistic ending?

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@naiivememe It's not real because:
1. Man isn't smiling.
2. Fan is running away.

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@TerichoHorror Don't worry, we're all in the same boat.

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@Red_Blovk09 One word - baizuo.

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@kajakallas That's the thing about you - you don't have anything to blackmail Putin with.

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@cat_ded_mitiay Jokes on you, tomorrow this will be in the news.

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@GabeZZOZZ They defend the North Korean style of democracy.

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@usanewshq Zelensky holds no value.

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@BGatesIsaPyscho Z: Together, we will defeat Putin. Trust my word.👃😁
Ursula: Is it true? Oh I'm so happy! 👏😃

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@hanaamurakami

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@ApexSeeker_ Oh, you just stumbled onto Hegelian dialectics? Suddenly white is black, nothing is everything, and everyone is nobody. And don't even get me started on your "God isn't real" take - classic, assuming an actual God would be too terrified to exist alongside belief.

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@ApexSeeker_ https://t.co/SGgJqIA3tE

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@ApexSeeker_ Waking up is the hardest part, because sleep is a little death.

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@EmilySm43 No. Men must die before 30.

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@EmilySm43 Because pain can be expressed by other means. In the end, it's the same insecure little kid unable to handle his own emotions like a big crybaby.

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@Avabelly__ "I'm wrong, sorry." - the words never spoken by any true father.

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@ApexSeeker_ Appetite = Desire to cook = Zero
Sexual desire = for what? = Zero
Sleep = I'd rather work, but I sleep 8 hours a day.

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@Anna_xb2 I prefer women.