rat

Textin ur girl and chewin on batteries 🤘🏼

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I’d unplug Mitch to charge my phone.

[Destiny @Destitweet]

I would never fight for this country but I would fight for New York

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

There is someone sleeping under me on the other side of the earth They are tossing and turning and I find it very disruptive like a pea under many mattresses

[non dairy queen @haleyvemealone]

Guests use the weirdest cups 😂😂 nobody uses that one 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Ronen▼ @RonenV]

"we just all know each other from being hot in new york"

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

Prosciutto is so good until it starts tasting like missing people

[Hollywood Deals @LocalDingus]

the mold growing in my water bottle said you would say that

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

[feeling like i have more in common with the dirt beneath my shoes than with the people around me] haha no big plans for me this weekend. what about you

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Sam Altman should be banished into the sewers

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

babies conceived at an Airbnb are not ensouled

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

i would pay so much money to never hear about AI or weight loss drugs ever again

[tartaglia (combat advice) @ajaxintheair]

daily affirmations
- everyone hates me
- i have an off-putting vibe
- theyre coming

[emma @fetalgeniuss]

Lying to your boyfriend would probably feel sooooo good here

[saanjh 🔮 @dontcrysaanjh]

looking at photos of myself at my lowest weight like its my dead wife

[rat @veryhotgenius]

@chlosiphus I nannied in school for a new born — she’s turning 10 this year and will be the flower girl in my wedding. You can stay in touch 🥹 we’ve visited constantly over the years

[Julian @Asghoull]

gang r u even pure of heart

[Reductress @Reductress]

Refreshing! This Eldest Daughter Is Actually Kind of Useless: https://t.co/fA0vBjakpt

[hera @shiningdaisies]

when i like my guy friends enough i start seeing them as a girl