Conspiracy Dave

Brexit Gammon. Climate change denier. Anti Vax. Critical thinker. what else is new?

[Conspiracy Dave @veryinsecure44]

@BurnsideWasTosh You is a bond trader?

[Conspiracy Dave @veryinsecure44]

@AutoPap Love Windsor despite 19 planes a minute 200feet over you…

[Conspiracy Dave @veryinsecure44]

@AutoPap May I ask what your reserve price is?

[Conspiracy Dave @veryinsecure44]

@AutoPap How come you have relisted it having sold it without reserve ?

[Conspiracy Dave @veryinsecure44]

@AutoPap Spare me your faff and tell us what the reserve is. If it’s 45 then not worth me faffing

[Conspiracy Dave @veryinsecure44]

@AutoPap What’s the reserve? No point bidding otherwise.

[Conspiracy Dave @veryinsecure44]

@afneil I’m already planning Monday lunch drinks (banker)

[Conspiracy Dave @veryinsecure44]

@JeremyClarkson And 44 tonne HGVs might perhaps maybe?

[Conspiracy Dave @veryinsecure44]

@samuel_leeds £32000

[Conspiracy Dave @veryinsecure44]

@Lucy_Worsley @PBS Lovely

[Conspiracy Dave @veryinsecure44]

@PJHarveyUK @ProfBrianCox Can you put it on Spotify pls

[Conspiracy Dave @veryinsecure44]

@AutoPap I just want a G 911 Turbo.. one day…

[Conspiracy Dave @veryinsecure44]

@AutoPap It’s our go to holiday choice now.. the fact that there are at least 200 places in France I could stay weeks in alone means it’s a no brainier for us

[Conspiracy Dave @veryinsecure44]

@PaulMcG1992 I’ve seen this a dozen times. And now a dozen plus 1. Brill

[Conspiracy Dave @veryinsecure44]

@BBCTheOneShow Is the Pj Harvey song available to listen to?

[Conspiracy Dave @veryinsecure44]

@TimurNegru My routine is: Leave it until next time…

[Conspiracy Dave @veryinsecure44]

@PaulPitt1967 Buying a pastry and coffee is normal. It’s the 5.30am bit which is the top dad bit.

[Conspiracy Dave @veryinsecure44]

@AutoPap Clearly never been to Salford…

[Conspiracy Dave @veryinsecure44]

@AutoPap Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I’ve always thought they are ugly, especially for Alfa

[Conspiracy Dave @veryinsecure44]

@AutoPap Cool though