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always pee after sex

[🥦🥦 @verylargesnail]

When I was in college I met a guy at a party who told me he did this and later in our conversation he said that he was racist but only against Vietnamese people

[wally b kleeposting @kleeposting]

The realest thing my older brother told me is that the only drug he regrets ever taking is heroin. Because not even at the happiest moment of his life did he feel better than after taking it. He only took it one single time.

[🥦🥦 @verylargesnail]

Time to create problems to give these solutions something to do!

[🥦🥦 @verylargesnail]

What if the things that keep me distracted and preoccupied are only worth doing when I have obligations — what if without those, the desire for an escape evaporates? What is a solution without a problem to fix?

[🥦🥦 @verylargesnail]

This is what karaoke feels like when you don’t drink beforehand

[lauren @wrenicole]

shoutout to the WPBL anthem performance

[🥦🥦 @verylargesnail]

Reading my tea leaves but it’s my blood clots in the toilet

[Genie @lettersfromjuno]

I love when doing your morning skincare makes you feel like a tree frog in the rain forest

[bridget @pacinocrave]

musicians just aren’t ugly anymore and that really fucking sucks

[🥦🥦 @verylargesnail]

There are Kendall Roy’s everywhere for those with eyes to see

[Mika 🦇😈 @MikaMewMew]

Making a new vtuber friend and joining VC and immediately realizing you are in the wrong place

[Negan @Roger_Negan]

This

[🥦🥦 @verylargesnail]

I’m so fucking sick of this sentiment!! He and Elon have admitted they stole the election! They openly BRAGGED ABOUT IT! “The people that voted for him” is a moot point!! This way of thinking only serves the rich to sow division amongst the working class! We need to act as one!

[NR_Garrett @NR_Garrett]

I will never forgive the idiots who voted for this fucking moron

[brandon* @brndxix]

me in an amc signature recliner with a large popcorn on a random tuesday

[🥦🥦 @verylargesnail]

The new Jackass looks so good

[ABC News @ABC]

A group of orcas was captured on camera engaging in what scientists call "ram-to-fragment" behavior.

One whale holds a large sunfish and lets go just before another rams it at high speed, pulverizing the fish into thousands of pieces.

In a new study, scientists say the behavior could be a clever way to feed the young, a form of play, or a combination of both.

Read more: https://t.co/wEDtJZlvpt

[🥦🥦 @verylargesnail]

Excited for the new Jackass

[ABC News @ABC]

A group of orcas was captured on camera engaging in what scientists call "ram-to-fragment" behavior.

One whale holds a large sunfish and lets go just before another rams it at high speed, pulverizing the fish into thousands of pieces.

In a new study, scientists say the behavior could be a clever way to feed the young, a form of play, or a combination of both.

Read more: https://t.co/wEDtJZlvpt

[🥦🥦 @verylargesnail]

@TTomTToro @NewYorker We don’t know that, anything could’ve made that hole.

[🥦🥦 @verylargesnail]

He’s my least favorite popular actor, I just don’t get the hype, verging on active dislike as a knee jerk reaction to everyone loving him so much.

[🥦🥦 @verylargesnail]

I feel about Ryan gosling the way a lot of people feel about The Rock, like oh, let’s go see him act like serious The Rock bc it’s still him!! He doesn’t disappear into characters like other actors!!

[🥦🥦 @verylargesnail]

I haven’t watched a movie where he genuinely becomes the character for me since the fucking Notebook!! And it’s been yrs since I’ve watched that! He’s just himself in every movie to me, him as Ken in The Barbie Movie was almost there but I was unamused by him overall.

[🥦🥦 @verylargesnail]

🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅 if Ryan Gosling has no haters for his comedy chops I’m fucking dead

[🥦🥦 @verylargesnail]

Project Hail Mary is not good and I’m tired of the propaganda !!! It’s an “adult Disney movie” without any of the emotional investment that usually comes with those. There are NO EMOTIONAL STAKES, we didn’t witness all those billions die bc the MC has no emotional tie to them,

[🥦🥦 @verylargesnail]

This movie suffered from the classic case of the MC being the most boring person in the story and didn’t even give us the courtesy to explore anyone else that deep. Booooo!!! We needed someone far less good looking and more asocial, like the character and plot called for, Booo!!!