The Modest Mouse

[The Modest Mouse @verymodestmouse]

@HighAsTy Arm punt

[Tulsi Soni @shedntcare_]

Remote jobs for introverts (no talking required)!!! You can work in the evening from home after your 9-5 job, and it pays in USD.

Open Thread ↓

[Chioma Amadi @Chioma__Amadi]

If you’re currently hunting for a remote job, here’s a list of no interview remote jobs that are always hiring:

Bookmark for when you’ll need it.

[Sean Cranston @themoviedadsc]

Convinced my sister to open a Roth IRA in 2017 and max it annually. Checked her account today and saw:

Balance - $141,569
Gains - $72,673 (51.3% of account value)
Avg return - 14.2%

All she does?

Lump-sums in January. Buys index funds. Doesn't log back in until the next year.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Insane trip

[CMS Invests @cmsinvests]

Sometimes I feel like putting my entire $30,000 portfolio into $VOO and just let it ride for the next 40 years.

I’m currently 18, would this be a good idea?

[NFL Fashion Advice @fashion_nfl]

Ravens risked it all. And came out unscathed.

Time will tell if they make it all the way to the top. But their place in the upper echelon of the NFL aesthetic is secure.

Bravo, Baltimore.

[The Modest Mouse @verymodestmouse]

@TheDunkCentral @TickPick Centel

[The Modest Mouse @verymodestmouse]

@ScottPresler This is so forced. Look at the body language….the eyes of blue shirt…they don’t want to be apart of the this post

[Chidanand Tripathi @thetripathi58]

Your phone isn't "accidentally" listening to you. It's a feature, not a bug.

I talked about a specific dog food brand once 10 minutes later, I had an ad. It’s called "Shadow-Logging," and it’s happening through 5 settings you’ve never touched.

Here is how to kill the eavesdropping for good:

[Sovey @SoveyX]

Hating your country is like hating your parents and still living at their house.

Move out.

[Josh Barnett-AZ @BarnettforAZ]

Ivermectin 72 mg
Fenbendazole 444 mg
Vitamin C 4000 mg
Hibiscus tea 32 ounce

The 4 Horsemen of Cancer
@richardursomd

[The Modest Mouse @verymodestmouse]

@PlummerObed @TaylorLewan77 @FDSportsbook Who’s John

[The Modest Mouse @verymodestmouse]

@quietphilosoph @stoolpresidente This is the correct answer and what I was coming to say

[The Modest Mouse @verymodestmouse]

@Tony1Million @BarstoolLuke_ Settin fruity picks

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

RULE NUMBER 1: Never tell anyone anything before it’s done. Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

Here is why...

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

This is what adult money is for

[The Modest Mouse @verymodestmouse]

@Ravensmusee Next poll at FB gonna be close

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

Gorl lemme call you back, this tornado tryna get me 🙄🙄

[Autopilot @joinautopilot]

Introducing the Perfect Trade.