wet side story

cunt sun, cunt moon, cunt rising
but at the end of the day… i choose love

[wet side story @verynormalgrrl]

30 year old man at bar told me he played hockey on a broken leg once and i called him a lying bitch

[wet side story @verynormalgrrl]

why don’t we write our car’s name on the side of it like we do with boats. seriously

[wet side story @verynormalgrrl]

maybe i’m considered a failure to society, maybe i’m a fool, but i simply refuse to network on linkedin. it is a line i will not cross.

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

i said it's my favorite movie i didn't say it was good

[wet side story @verynormalgrrl]

@pinkst3rs are you?

[c ☆ @tintafey]

new photo of god on set of the bible

[A🏹 @seattleiminyou]

One nation under Seattle, Washington

[wet side story @verynormalgrrl]

@1stSonofZebedee @GinoHard_ @FriedgeHNIC you WISH this impacted you. fucking loser

[Mira Gonzalez @miragonz]

love island is like what if the stanford prison experiment was porn

[stewie garlic @strwberryvape]

twitter is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

[wet side story @verynormalgrrl]

watching howl’s moving castle to distract myself from HOTD3

[estelle allen @__crunge]

if i woke up as taylor swift i’d tweet “there is only one gender: love” and then overdose on heroin

[revenge mommy @pussyrifle]

Can’t believe the entirety of Stan Twitter discourse was explained in one tweet over a decade ago

[wet side story @verynormalgrrl]

my dad just bought a dvd player and now he’s watching high school musical alone

[Badass fucking skeleton @1AmBadToTheBone]

This makes me anxious and sad

I like minions, why are they in the Backrooms

Are they going to die

[wet side story @verynormalgrrl]

why are these girls so young

[wet side story @verynormalgrrl]

just had to teach my dad how to turn of closed captioning are we regressing

[wet side story @verynormalgrrl]

a thriller novel OR a strain of weed called “The Second Sleep” copyright me

[wet side story @verynormalgrrl]

i love having sisters so much they’re my best friends☺️☺️☺️☺️🫶🫶

[wet side story @verynormalgrrl]

is keeping a plant in a pot inhumane?