Pig

I am a pig. gluten free. atheist.

[Pig @verysadpig]

Just broke my fuckin iPod. Warranty expired yesterday. This is a metaphor. I don't know for what exactly but think hard bro

[Pig @verysadpig]

Just opened my google earth app on accident. Why do I have google earth I'll never leave this farm anyways

[Pig @verysadpig]

Liquor? Ha, I would but I'm gay.

[Pig @verysadpig]

No sure how many kids I have. At least a dozen. Using their college savings to buy liquor either way.

[Pig @verysadpig]

How have I never seen my own ass before

[Pig @verysadpig]

I never even knew mine.

[Pig @verysadpig]

his own father

[Pig @verysadpig]

how upsetting is it that Corbin Bleu

[Pig @verysadpig]

Um so what if I have a spray cheese fetish

[Pig @verysadpig]

Don't fuckin fuck with me right now big daddy slice I'm not in the fuckin mood.

[Pig @verysadpig]

Sometimes u gotta cry. Sometimes u gotta soak the cork. Tonight I will do both.

[Pig Facts @FactsAboutPigs]

Pigs will fuck your bitch in Gucci flip-flops.

[Pig @verysadpig]

It's just u, me and wolfmother's first record on repeat.

[Pig @verysadpig]

Bill is a girl I've been seeing on and off for 1 day

[Pig @verysadpig]

Netflix and chill? Ha more like Netflix and Bill

[Pig @verysadpig]

@girlnamednour it's cuz I'm a pig huh

[Pig @verysadpig]

Don't ever say that I'm an option..

[Pig @verysadpig]

Hello from the other side...

[Pig @verysadpig]

My tail looks like a jack in the box curly fry but probably doesn't taste as good and if u try to bite it I'll fuckin kick u so hard

[Pig @verysadpig]

How much false hope can 1 pig take