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just a girl and her guinea pigs

[bilatinman kio @kzzrttt]

the fact that guinea pigs actually do sound like that and it’s not something puipui molcar made up is proof that there is a god who is kind and loves us

[venus 🪷. @r0segardenn]

showering at night is so sexy and clean and self care vibes. showering in the morning is so productivity core, cog in the machine core.

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

naming my son Walmart

[ed @rithsattendant]

Trying to read Ulysses

[🥲🪱 @verysadworm]

30 years old and I learned how to sew on a button yesterday. Life is limitless. Anything is truly possible. It’s never too late.

[Guinea Pig @dailyguineapig]

I feel so alone on a Friday night ....

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

gonna write a hamilton-esque show about being on 1d tumblr in 2012 (the only expertise i have)

[PintsO’Guinness @PintsO_Guinness]

3 Pinter!😂

[🥲🪱 @verysadworm]

Pretty sure God is talking to me through my work authenticator app

[Guinea Pig @dailyguineapig]

What is it to fail? My failure to break into the literary world in my 20s was devastating, yet it taught me a vital lesson.

That it was not me who was wrong, but literature itself. I would first need to break it entirely. And so I did.

[Pokemon Gems @PokemonGems]

happy egg

[“CLASSY” FRED BLASSIE @megantheevalium]

how i felt the first time i ever went to a costco with my bf

[marty, @martycomma]

you'll miss the liberal international order when it's gone

[🥲🪱 @verysadworm]

I hate this mocking homunculus

[🥲🪱 @verysadworm]

At this point I feel like I’m going to look outside my window and there will be a brat poster with my name on it

[🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost @hourly_shitpost]

ㅤ

[🥲🪱 @verysadworm]

The Academy Is… will forever be my Roman Empire they were so goddamn good