Oscar Wise 💥

Ancient sculptor. Enjoys haircuts. Sartorial genius.

[Oscar Wise 💥 @VeryWiseMan]

@wmarybeard 42

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@BBCNews Just seen the one o'clock news and, ironically, heard of the shocking death of the poshest comedien ever from a northern cleaning lady in a tight tartan skirt. Inappropriate experiment. Horrible, really.

[Oscar Wise 💥 @VeryWiseMan]

@AQA Or Dinosaur. Oops.

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@AQA Just spotted the BBC news vid on you losing money on the inefficient step of scanning all exam papers. Why not skip that and just post exams to markers? Better marking, happier markers, more efficient. Your current system is a DINOSUAR.

[Oscar Wise 💥 @VeryWiseMan]

@veritasium Did no one see 2010? It was 2010, right?

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@Peston I think we need a firing squad for any minister who says 'further and faster' again.

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@BBCNewsnight Anything the markets are scared of is probably fine. Got to be Milliband, then. Or maybe Jeremy Corbyn? Or Zack Polankski. Now there's an idea.

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@PeterDiamandis The world is full of people commenting on people predicting the future.

[Oscar Wise 💥 @VeryWiseMan]

@MartinSLewis Least bad. Not least most bad.

[Oscar Wise 💥 @VeryWiseMan]

@BBCNewsnight @vicderbyshire Reform=Cutting (From the Tory dictionary of right wing English, Oxford, 1983)

[Oscar Wise 💥 @VeryWiseMan]

@Channel4News Fancy your chance at PM? Then sabotage your new PM! Fun for all the family!

[Oscar Wise 💥 @VeryWiseMan]

@Barbaran1961 Early onset dementia is a growing problem in our society.

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@BBCNewsnight Not the old 'future generations' lie again! Ha ha! We ARE the future generations and we don't pay a single penny. Sigh. Can't believe this sort of old stuff is still being trotted out. Embarrassing.

[Oscar Wise 💥 @VeryWiseMan]

@bbclaurak Wow. 1974, 1976, 2024, 2026.

[Oscar Wise 💥 @VeryWiseMan]

@SophyRidgeSky No one has spotted the replication of 50 years ago. Labour won in 74. The PM resigned in 76. Fifty years later . . .

[Oscar Wise 💥 @VeryWiseMan]

@Lucy_Worsley Yes.

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@rorybremner What's a tree feat?

[Oscar Wise 💥 @VeryWiseMan]

@DrJaninaRamirez Bloody socialist!

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@RoyalFamily Surprised George to attend an inadaquate school like Eton. Why not Europa? Too tough?

[Oscar Wise 💥 @VeryWiseMan]

@ManningOfficial @russelldavies63 What I would like is for the Doctor to fulfil his promise to come back to Susan on Earth. And do everything in 70s style, which is still the best era of DW. (Maybe AI could allow you to return as youthified Jo? Still the best companion.)