Simon Shaw

Always be yourself.....Unless you can be Batman, then always be Batman

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@cjtudor @megbasham "Fictitious sky wizard" I love that, I may have to steal it

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@TedBlades @StephenKing Did you not put it in the freezer?

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@cjtudor @CarlosMDN23 I'm trying with it, episode 3 and nothing has happened yet, also I'm finding the music really annoying

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@prodnose Ocean Colour Scene (8 times)
The Who
The Specials (3 times)
Madness (twice)
The Libertines (twice)
The Fratellis (twice)
Squeeze (twice)
Little Man Tate (twice)
The Charlatans
The Proclaimers (twice)

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@penfold242 @andyroo33 I do pop master first then rewind BBC sounds and do ten to the top, both great

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@TMZ It's null and void as The Office (US) is above The Office (UK). How can we possibly take the rest seriously?

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@CoffeewClassics Salem's Bit

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@kirkacevedo Loved him in The Wanderers. RIP

[C. J. Tudor @cjtudor]

My new novel, Serenity Falls, publishes on Sept 10th - which also marks TEN years since I got my first publishing deal for The Chalk Man. To celebrate, I'm giving away signed, limited edition copies of ALL seven of my books to one lucky winner. Just like and RT to win! 😃

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@UTDIMole 14

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@Tim_Burgess Bought a bag this morning, how do I know if I was one of the first 100?

[Tim Burgess @Tim_Burgess]

You’ve seen this, right?? 😉

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We are giving away 4 Sproston Bags - signed by me 🤘

They will be available to order from our online store from 10am Friday May 29th to 11pm Monday June 1st (winners announced 9am Friday) - each bag comes with a pair of Sproston socks too

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We are giving away 4 pairs of Sproston socks (one pair each to 4 winners)

They will be available to order from our online store from 10am Friday May 29th to 11pm Monday June 1st (winners announced 9am Friday)

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We are giving away 4 Charlatans bucket hats

They will be available to order from our online store from 10am Friday May 29th to 11pm Monday June 1st (winners announced 9am Friday)

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@ThrillaRilla369 Dogma, The Blues Brothers or Quadrophenia

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@Jennnyyyyyy 5

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@altontowers You're in for a massive queue

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@altontowers So are the queues

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@TaylorMod @PrettyGreenltd Mate, they must be paying you cos they're bloody horrible, give me a pair of sambas any day