hannah ☕️

espresso enthusiast!

[hannah ☕️ @vesperspush]

the trials and tribulations of nick on the podcast

[hannah ☕️ @vesperspush]

every day another person gets jury duty and it’s never me, a person who really REALLY actually wants to to it

[hannah ☕️ @vesperspush]

@kkharveyluvr 3!! i’ve seen 3!!!

[hannah ☕️ @vesperspush]

yeah, he’s super broken up about it 😔

[anna⁷ @callisto_a]

@StubbyMuffin he's genuinely living my worst nightmare i feel so bad

[hannah ☕️ @vesperspush]

:’)

[Vancouver Canucks @Canucks]

Proud dad. 🥹

#NHLDraft | @UberEats

[hannah ☕️ @vesperspush]

i genuinely can’t comprehend why people feel the need to say stuff like this lmao? it’s not your wedding; why do YOU care this much how it will look 💀😭 if MSG is their venue, it was obviously chosen bc it provides privacy from the weirdos who would have shown up with drones

[Carrie Courogen @carriecourogen]

TACKY! CORNY! LOSER! TASTELESS!

[hannah ☕️ @vesperspush]

@kkharveyluvr yes 🙂‍↕️

[Taylor Swift Updates 💎 @swifferupdates]

🎥| Full performance of Taylor Swift performing Love Story with Lainey Wilson at TEU!

[hannah ☕️ @vesperspush]

it’s so much fun when it’s not my team making the bad decisions 😭🙏

[Chicago Blackhawks @NHLBlackhawks]

trade alert 🔔

[hannah ☕️ @vesperspush]

the most canadian!!!

[c ⋆ ˚｡⋆˚ @kkharveyluvr]

so what i'm hearing is she wants a canadaboo...ME PLEASE!!!! @vesperspush please tell the class how canadian i am!!!

[hannah ☕️ @vesperspush]

the only part that i can see being pronounced wrong is the “ai,” but even then it wouldn’t be a dramatic difference so i don’t get why they’re stumbling over it so goofily…and it has indigenous origins which makes it feel so 🫩🤨

[ty @sinnypill]

Im becoming irrationally enraged seeing these tiktoks of americans mispronouncing Nanaimo in increasingly looney toones-ish ways

[hannah ☕️ @vesperspush]

i feel sick to my stomach why is he still available somebody DO SOMETHING 😭

[NHL @NHL]

31 of the 32 Stanley Pups have been adopted! 🐶 Visit https://t.co/KpZ4IqmcfF to help Brad Marchound find a home.

And if you missed it, watch Stanley Pup now: https://t.co/rwFjSKOL8F

@HaloCollar | @BISSELLclean | @BrandywineSPCA

[hannah ☕️ @vesperspush]

@yaz_jonai happy birthday yaz!!

[hannah ☕️ @vesperspush]

remember when he was on his dad’s abandoned podcast and was like “i mean yeah i’m the fav” and papa was like “no we love everyone equally” in the most unbelievable tone possible 😭 anyway i’m glad i’m an only child because if i had to compete to be the favourite i’d be upset

[hannah ☕️ @vesperspush]

nick “i was the most loved by our parents” “favourite son” “golden child” jonas back at it 🫡 😭

[hannah ☕️ @vesperspush]

goldeneyes and kk nation we made pop base..

[Pop Base @PopBase]

KK Harvey is the first overall pick in the 2026 PWHL draft.

Harvey is an Olympic gold medalist and two-time world champion. She will play for the Vancouver Goldeneyes.

[Vancouver Goldeneyes @PWHL__Vancouver]

OUR GOLDEN GIRL 🤩

With the 1st overall pick in the 2026 PWHL Draft, we’ve selected defender KK Harvey!

[hannah ☕️ @vesperspush]

KK HARVEY YOU ARE A VANCOUVER GOLDENEYE IM GONA CRY IM SO HAPPY

[hannah ☕️ @vesperspush]

*calls movie theatre*

phone: select one of these menu options

phone: for the box office number, press 5

*presses 5*

phone: hang up and dial this number instead

me: *does so*

phone: you have been placed on hold

phone, several min later: nobody is able to take your call :)

[trash jones @jzux]

it’s time for Breakfast Affogato Summer