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#MVRP #FMARP #OCRP

[Ａｌｔａ @VesselUnpure]

𝙈𝙖𝙢𝙖 𝙨𝙖𝙞𝙙, "𝙁𝙪𝙡𝙛𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙥𝙝𝙚𝙘𝙮
𝘽𝙚 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙜𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙧, 𝙜𝙤 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙖 𝙡𝙚𝙜𝙖𝙘𝙮" !

[🪦 @devotecorpse]

nothing brings people together faster than two perverts realizing neither of them is going to judge the other for having the most concerning thoughts imaginable

[Ａｌｔａ @VesselUnpure]

"Yes me again, palm tree!✨"

[𝑬 𝑵 𝑽 𝒀 @enviousshifter]

"Not you again."

[Ａｌｔａ @VesselUnpure]

🫢

[𝑬 𝑵 𝑽 𝒀 @enviousshifter]

“What do I look like, a taxidermy reptile to you?”

[ᅠᅠ𝐞𝐝𝐰𝐚𝗿𝐝ᅠ.ᅠ𝐞𝐥𝗿𝐢𝐜 @ALCHEMIST3LRIC]

ㅤ ឵឵ ឵឵ ឵឵ ឵឵឵឵ ឵឵
឵឵ ឵឵ ឵឵ Looking forward to a workout.
ㅤ ឵឵ ឵឵ ឵឵ ឵឵឵឵ ឵឵
឵឵ ឵឵ ឵឵

[Ａｌｔａ @VesselUnpure]

// Is that the verse coming back to life 👀

[Ａｌｔａ @VesselUnpure]

// The problem is I have too many ideas and not enough brainpower to keep all account up which eventually leads to some of them becoming dead and i try to squeeze in those ideas into one account💦

[Ａｌｔａ @VesselUnpure]

// Im kinda starting to feel like back then that idea with "different identities" so i could squeeze in other FC's was maybe kinda dumb....

[Ａｌｔａ @VesselUnpure]

❝ Duh! I am part Lust, after all!
Only thinking of revenge and how much I hate humans would just make me a wrinkled old grandma!

....oh, right- ❞

[𝓓𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞 @AlchemicSin]

« Guy? What guy? I forgot there ever was one.

If your mind is so amused by the thought of formulation, you are free to seek it out yourself. With any guy. Or girl. »

[Ａｌｔａ @VesselUnpure]

// Do i still got it at being annoying?

[Ａｌｔａ @VesselUnpure]

It wouldn't work much in the first place.

❝ Oooooooh right! How could we make you be more like a mommy to us?

...

Well, maybe if you finally got LAID instead of being bitter and angry over one guy for so many years! ❞

[𝓓𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞 @AlchemicSin]

(Dante had far given up wasting her energy trying to convince THIS one that she was not “Mommy”.)

« Why yes. When have I ever enacted my decisions and desires according to how a good mother should? »

[Ａｌｔａ @VesselUnpure]

// Part of why i went missing is I wanted the character to feel at least a bit intimidating to someone maybe but what i mostly ended up with was jokes and giggles-

[Ａｌｔａ @VesselUnpure]

@Thawoffragrence How about fucking straight-

*Banned*

[Ａｌｔａ @VesselUnpure]

// Is there anyone else even around-

[Ａｌｔａ @VesselUnpure]

❝ WHAAAAAAT?

Mommy wanted to see her own 'child' get mauled by something from the forest that much??? ❞

[𝓓𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞 @AlchemicSin]

« Well. All this time I was thinking that Alta hommunculus was dead. Even I can be wrong sometimes. »

[Ａｌｔａ @VesselUnpure]

// I thought the cat is about to puke right on me-

[Ａｌｔａ @VesselUnpure]

@Thawoffragrence What??

[Ａｌｔａ @VesselUnpure]

@Thawoffragrence // You sent that at 2am when i was in bed

[Ａｌｔａ @VesselUnpure]

@Krov_Alf_Tsar // no

[Ａｌｔａ @VesselUnpure]

@Thawoffragrence // who the fuck were you-

[Ａｌｔａ @VesselUnpure]

@Krov_Alf_Tsar // weeb