Ru

[Ru @vestclown]

it’s so octover dude (thing im going to say when it’s october and, inevitably, so over)

[Ru @vestclown]

stop smoking weed with the centipede and come get a boner with a real stoner

[Ru @vestclown]

i bet they have LED strip lights in the oval office

[Ru @vestclown]

has someone said six senuinely yet? am i late to something beautiful? a cruel fate.

[Ru @vestclown]

who up glooping they augustus…?😂😂😂 GAY 🤩🥳🤣

[Ru @vestclown]

head so good i’m standing on one leg

[Ru @vestclown]

band name idea: numbered hamsters

[Ru @vestclown]

staring at the doordash map watching my driver feelin like it’s christmas eve and mom pulled up the santa tracker

[Ru @vestclown]

a corn dog is a burrito?

[Ru @vestclown]

my pronouns are be/bop

[Ru @vestclown]

weed before beer, you’re in the clear. beer before weed, that sucks

[Ru @vestclown]

you’re on your period? bitch i’m in my period. like swimming around and shit. we are NOT the same.

[Ru @vestclown]

i’m staying in a tiny cabin for a week and the bathroom is right off the living room so guess who’s not shitting until saturday!!

[Ru @vestclown]

i would love to chew on lois from family guy’s nose

[Ru @vestclown]

four and a half bananas or one pie. which do you choose?

[Ru @vestclown]

can vegas eat glue its made out of horses. time sensitive question.

[Ru @vestclown]

who the fuck is wolfgay amagayus morefarts

[Ru @vestclown]

i’m made of everything and stardust. you’re made of nothing and pixie dust.

[Charlie SAW TWICE🍭 @cditchman53]

shoutout to the american woodcock

[Ru @vestclown]

so what if life isn’t worth living? we shall do it anyways.