fresh jawnz boi

jesus’ tiredest sleepyhead

[fresh jawnz boi @vestedvermin]

X Æ A-12 when grimes moves them into an aesthetic crackhouse

[fresh jawnz boi @vestedvermin]

what stage of capitalism is it where you can borrow and pay-over-time for a whopping $25 via finance apps

[fresh jawnz boi @vestedvermin]

This paired with the games that now got self-played parts 🔥 they turning video games into videos 🔥🔥

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Microsoft has filed a patent for ads that could interrupt games after boss fights, cutscenes, quests and multiplayer rounds

Players would receive credits granting temporary game access, while watching an ad would award another credit to let them resume

[fresh jawnz boi @vestedvermin]

breaking: with this sudden GREAT news, the strait of hormuz is now open, gas immediately is down to $1/gal, groceries down 67%, laborer protections against ai placed, and rent prices dropped 420%. great work, mr. president!!

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump tells the UN he is officially changing the name of Artificial Intelligence to "Super Intelligence" and says all US government documents will now be changed to refer to "SI"

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

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[fresh jawnz boi @vestedvermin]

yes yes thank YOU mr president!! this is what the FUCK im talking about!!! what we as a nation decide to call Retard Intelligence (RI) is exactly what we need to focus on and will surely make overall cost of living cheaper for every american! thank you tha k you!!!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Many people think that the words “Artificial Intelligence” are inaccurate, and very ineloquent, relative to AI, or Artificial Intelligence. A far more elegant and accurate description of this new phenomena would be Superior Intelligence (SI) or, Extreme Intelligence (EI) or, Supreme Intelligence (SI). This is a Poll, and I would appreciate everybody voting! Which is the best name for this ever growing “Revolution?” President DONALD J. TRUMP

[fresh jawnz boi @vestedvermin]

everybody’s calling him the freest speech president

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

TRUMP BANS CNN, MS NOW, POLITICO FROM WHITE HOUSE

[fresh jawnz boi @vestedvermin]

also him wearing the ice nine kills tee is worse press for them than their ai usage 💀

[fresh jawnz boi @vestedvermin]

drake be like “how do i prove im not a pedo… hm yeah lemme rock a digital circus crewneck”

[Modern Notoriety @ModernNotoriety]

😭

[fresh jawnz boi @vestedvermin]

between this and that one robot, performing billie jean specifically seems to be cursed

[𝖧𝗂𝗎𝗋𝗂𝖼𝗁  @hiurich]

Se murió otra vez Michael Jackson

[fresh jawnz boi @vestedvermin]

Navi: Remember, if you’re having trouble figuring out where to go, you can activate your Hylian-sense to see the marked path.
Link: Hyah!
Navi: Focus, L.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First look at gameplay for ‘THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: OCARINA OF TIME’ remake.

[fresh jawnz boi @vestedvermin]

nope no vaccines for me no siree but yeah can i get another bump of the IDF | CIA powder

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A startup wants to connect people's brains to computers by having them snort specially designed nanoparticles

Subsense has raised $27 million to develop the technology and has already begun testing it on mice

[fresh jawnz boi @vestedvermin]

Dude is pushing 40 talking about fomo 💀 grow the fuck up dawg

[Kurrco @Kurrco]

DRAKE
FEAR OF MISSING OUT

SEPTEMBER 15TH • 9PM 🚨

[fresh jawnz boi @vestedvermin]

@centipedegarden The random feature post ty 🙏

[fresh jawnz boi @vestedvermin]

This gotta be a humiliation ritual cuz what a weird hill to die on 😭

[Jackson @RebornShadows]

It’s really disappointing seeing how most of the overall gaming community views all Hoyoverse games as complete slop considering that they’re responsible for some of the highest quality games and stories this decade. I get that they’re not for everyone but it feels disrespectful.

[fresh jawnz boi @vestedvermin]

He... He looks like me..

He's built like me... I... thank you 💜

#RepresentationMatters #TheDuskbloods

[Arcane✨️ @ActuallyArcane]

She... She looks like me..

She's built like me... I... thank you 💜

#RepresentationMatters #DiabloIV

[fresh jawnz boi @vestedvermin]

Ah hell nah I caved and ordered McDonald’s at 8am on a Friday and they told me to put in the job application 😭😭

[fresh jawnz boi @vestedvermin]

nick shirley’s mentally challenged ass: Meet the cawifownia state assembwy chief of staff… in sacwamento he pwinted awnd handed out, “awwegedwy nick shiwwey has a smaww penis, pwove me wwong”

[Nick shirley @nickshirleyy]

Meet the California State Assembly Chief of Staff… in Sacramento he printed and handed out, “Allegedly Nick Shirley has a small penis, prove me wrong”

@TerrySchanz used tax-funded public resources to try to slander a journalist.

A perfect example of California politics.

[fresh jawnz boi @vestedvermin]

if i had lame ass tattoos like matt walsh then yeah i prob wouldnt be a fan of tattoos either. it’s pretty easy to counteract this tho, simply don’t get wack shit? skill issue

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

The tattoo thing is completely out of control. A majority of women between the ages of 18 and 49 now have tattoos. I have tattoos and I'm here to tell you it isn't worth it. I don't hate my tattoos or necessarily regret them. I feel fine about them. But feeling fine about your tattoos 18 years later is basically the best case scenario. That's the tattoo ceiling. At best it will be something you don't necessarily hate in a couple of decades. The floor is much, much lower. There is basically no scenario where you'll wake up every day for the next six decades thanking God that you have your tattoos. You'll either be totally humiliated by them down the line (which a lot of people are), or at best you'll be kind of ambivalent. Not a wise investment. Upside isn't nearly high enough to justify a permanent decision.

[fresh jawnz boi @vestedvermin]

tectone permanently has an “im about to cry because my father was a prolific rapist, so much so that the army had to change how it proceeds with sexual abuse cases in the military” face. what’s up with that

[yeet @Awk20000]

Tectone confirms he and many others will be suing Hasan Piker if he wins the lawsuit against Scott Jennings and (potentially) Destiny

"You better hope to God u do not win..if u do, myself and many others will be suing the F out of u..all u have done for years, nearly a decade of slander defamation..ur a horrendously toxic pos and ur a p-sy..a weak vile pos human being"

"U do not want to win this, I promise u, or the wrath of God will be brought down upon u..may God have mercy on ur soul"

[fresh jawnz boi @vestedvermin]

@maggiemoda Amazon workers, famously not taken advantage of and are perfectly happy with their work situation