Michael Penhale

sarcastic,easily annoyed, sports obsessed halfwit who tends to get in trouble for saying what I think :)

[Michael Penhale @vetenari]

Trump really is an utter Thundercunt isn’t he?

[Michael Penhale @vetenari]

@OutsideCricket There’s no chance they’d run the risk of tainting Eton v Harrow by having the proles wandering about the place!

[Michael Penhale @vetenari]

@mrdanwalker @ClassicFM If I was dying of dehydration - yes
In almost any other circumstance - absolutely not 😀

[Victoria Derbyshire @vicderbyshire]

Survivors of Telford abuse crimes & the mums of two women murdered by boyfriends say of the Safeguarding Minister Jess Phillips that ‘no one in public life has done more to support victims and survivors and to advocate for their interests’

https://t.co/idKx2kJN5W

[Bears @WarwickshireCCC]

Stumbled across this oldie.

I can't stop laughing 😂

🐻#YouBears

[Michael Penhale @vetenari]

Someone at M&S signed off on this design 🤷🏻‍♂️
#ValentinesDay

[Michael Penhale @vetenari]

@SuperSportTV does Tamiz wish to discuss Maharaj’s strike rate now perhaps? #RSAvPAK

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

A reminder that if billionaires don't like the way you vote, they'll find a way to correct it...

[Michael Penhale @vetenari]

@OutsideCricket The all knowing arbiters of the location of that famous ‘line’ that they’re so fond of! It’s almost as if they want to deflect from their poor 1st inning score.

[Michael Penhale @vetenari]

‘We never moan’ says a man that does little else! Oh he’s all sweetness & light as long as the oppo are prepared to roll over for India but as soon as things aren’t going their way it’s whinge, whinge, whinge from Sunil

[ABC SPORT @abcsport]

Is Sunny on the money? 🏏

Indian cricket legend Sunil Gavaskar says the pitch at the fast-moving Test match at the SCG would be questioned if it were played in India. 🌱

"If 15 wickets fell [on one day] in India, all hell would have broken loose. We had Glenn McGrath saying he'd never seen so much grass. Did you hear any former India cricketer moan about the pitch?" Gavaskar said.

"When we go out and play cricket we will toughen it out. And if we are beaten, we are beaten. Overseas it's very difficult to beat home teams.

"I did say that when we saw the pitch yesterday, the cows could have gone and grazed on it.

"This is not the ideal Test match pitch that you want because you want it to go into a fourth and fifth day. Unless there is rain I don't see us being here on day four." 🇦🇺 🇮🇳

📱 Listen to Sport Shorts: https://t.co/Dlhrd8B2Y6
📻 Grandstand at Stumps: https://t.co/aqIBBuI5aO #AUSvIND

[Michael Penhale @vetenari]

@RubbishNo3 Pretty much! Dissenting opinions are not allowed Christopher!! 😂

[Michael Penhale @vetenari]

@RubbishNo3 He’s a spoilt child & an insufferable wanker!
Why anyone gives his opinion the time of day absolutely baffles me!

[Michael Penhale @vetenari]

The BBC needs to have a debate about whether Musk's outbursts should be leading the news.
This isn't about suppressing his views; it's about whether to amplify them.
Most Brits aren't on X, & don't follow Musk & not every raving from a foreign plutocrat should set the news agenda

[Michael Penhale @vetenari]

@GSGB01 God no! The man is an absolute insufferable cunt that no-one should pay a blind bit of notice to!

[Nathan J Robinson @NathanJRobinson]

Bertrand Russell wrote this over 100 years ago, in 1923. Hasn't aged a day.

[Michael Penhale @vetenari]

Easily one of the best catches I’ve seen in nearly 40 years of watching cricket! Unreal skills! #BBL14

[KFC Big Bash League @BBL]

GLENN MAXWELL!

CATCH OF THE SEASON. #BBL14

[Michael Penhale @vetenari]

@BBL Absolutely unreal skills!! Take a bow son!

[KFC Big Bash League @BBL]

GLENN MAXWELL!

CATCH OF THE SEASON. #BBL14

[Michael Penhale @vetenari]

That Maxwell catch of Prestwick is absolutely unreal!! WTF was that? #BBL14 #Stars #Heat #Cricket

[Michael Penhale @vetenari]

@OutsideCricket Absolutely spot on!
Someone in the ECB/ACB/BCCI needs to learn that less is more sometimes!