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Just here to laugh retweet and mind my business

[cam @grindtotechno]

Maybe one of my fav community notes of all time.

[Karabo @Kayswayx2]

Two kisses is diabolical 😭

[Brad Smith @braddcfc277]

53hours straight in the uk how do you even do that?

[baemar jr @jefszn]

Sending her nail money ka Capitec CashSend 😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️

[Adémọ́lá. @OgbeniDemola]

Niger is the 4th producer of uranium in the world and supplies 40% of electricity to France meanwhile 89% of Niger live in darkness. This is why France is sponsoring coups in the Sahel.

[Ndues boy @ndues_boy]

The criminals that used to bomb ATMs in south africa are now “working from home”

[ralpytheplug @ralpytheplug]

@LewSidRaps Can’t get paid unless the mission is complete. According to GTA5

[Spaam @SpaamIsBack]

Pensa vivere a Vienna ai primi del '900. Andavi dal dottore perché ti faceva male qualcosa e ti dava 30 mg di cocaina. Oggi il mio mi ha sfilato 170 euro, una pacca sulla spalla e una fasciatura. La cocaina poi me la devo comprare io a parte, paese finito.

[mestre celo @chuchu_back]

O RH quando recebe currículos*

[Janty @CFC_Janty]

Twitter is genuinely the funniest app ever

[lily.x @moonmilkmuse]

What they like that I can afford.

[Xcellent @Xcellent70]

Gabriel Jesus in the team dinner when he hear De Jong talking about how Barcelona owe him $21.5m salary

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

[CHANEL MURDER @ChanelMurder]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Kirk @kirkwong_]

The rush hour of scammers 😭😭

[charlie soprano @LittleCharlesTV]

So he's bi den?

[Homie @808Homie]

Niggas get paid after a month’s work and send money to girls that stay home all day watching TikTok

[* @bxxtwo]

Ask more girls.

[Chaotic Yak|Rx @Ya_kso]

There’s a thin line between a numerator and a denominator, but only a fraction of you would understand.

[☁️ @nembuIa]

I finished GTA San Andreas with no memory card when I was a kid. This is why I believe there’s nothing I can’t do.