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Just here to laugh retweet and mind my business

[mestre celo @chuchu_back]

O RH quando recebe currículos*

[Janty @CFC_Janty]

Twitter is genuinely the funniest app ever

[lily.x @moonmilkmuse]

What they like that I can afford.

[Xcellent @Xcellent70]

Gabriel Jesus in the team dinner when he hear De Jong talking about how Barcelona owe him $21.5m salary

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

[CHANEL MURDER @ChanelMurder]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Kirk @kirkwong_]

The rush hour of scammers 😭😭

[charlie soprano @LittleCharlesTV]

So he's bi den?

[Homie @808Homie]

Niggas get paid after a month’s work and send money to girls that stay home all day watching TikTok

[* @bxxtwo]

Ask more girls.

[Chaotic Yak|Rx @Ya_kso]

There’s a thin line between a numerator and a denominator, but only a fraction of you would understand.

[☁️ @nembuIa]

I finished GTA San Andreas with no memory card when I was a kid. This is why I believe there’s nothing I can’t do.

[Evil Morty @_devalo]

Up and down bakal works kalo mulainya dari atas, coba kalo mulai dari bawah, momentumnya ga akan tercipta

[Oluwatimileyin✨🦋 @Timmysofine]

It is a web cam now

[karIA @kari_ok6]

Esto confirma la teoría que TODOS estabamos pensando, no??

[A’damn Shayme @blackcindyy]

dinner at 5:30pm and in bed by 9pm. maybe old people were onto something

[Abhay @hangyosaibaa]

Waiting for a Chinese brand to launch this at $50 in 2027

[Brendan Fraser Crane @bf_crane]

They warn you against it because it rules so much it’s impossible to quit. Once you learn you can get drunk without surrounding yourself with drunks it’s like Neo seeing the Matrix

[Nick Andre @NickAndreATR]

They can go to hell

[xdike @xdike_]

bro: let me use your netflix?

me: i don’t have one

bro: how do you watch movies/series then?

me: