Vet Tech Probs

Vet techs are a unique breed. You gotta be one to understand.

[Vet Tech Probs @VetTechProbs]

*prepares to intubate demon chihuahua* Look at me. Look at me. I'm the captain now.

[Vet Tech Probs @VetTechProbs]

80-year-old client w/German shepherd: You're kind of little, don't let him get away
Me: K

[Charity Weeden @cweedisme]

I know I'm going to shatter some worldviews, but this: ' did you know? A dog's mouth is cleaner than a human's' IS A LIE. A LIE. #petpeeve

[Vet Tech Probs @VetTechProbs]

Me scheduling dentals: "I gotta blank space baby, and I'll write your name" #vettechtswift

[Vet Tech Probs @VetTechProbs]

Please don't touch my ringworm #RuinADateInFiveWords

[Vet Tech Probs @VetTechProbs]

RT if words like these have ever come out of your mouth, "Hi Mr. Rascal! So Bill's here for his fecal today?" #nameswitch

[Vet Tech Probs @VetTechProbs]

I still smell anal glands #RuinADateInFiveWords

[Joe Drew @joedrew]

I have literally been laughing about this tweet every two hours for the last day. https://t.co/LwxN1Sb6OW

[Lisa @Flyza12]

A dog almost pulled my pants down just now #vettechproblems

[Vet Tech Probs @VetTechProbs]

So I met this guy with a beagle at the dog park. And it's totally on heartworm preventative. OMG, what a dreamboat. #vettechprobs

[Vet Tech Probs @VetTechProbs]

@melloons I hear ya. It took me a long time to get hired, but I love the place I'm at now.

[Vet Tech Probs @VetTechProbs]

What are your #vettechdreams ?

[Vet Tech Probs @VetTechProbs]

I'm moving to Lothlorien. One too many of my friends asked me to express their dog's anal glands. #vettechproblems #lotr #vettechdreams

[Vet Tech Probs @VetTechProbs]

@kathrynmanion Exactly.😆

[Vet Tech Probs @VetTechProbs]

It must be dental month because every time I close my eyes I see huge chunks of tartar falling off dogs' teeth. Somebody make it stop.

[ceej @ceejoyner]

Crowds hated it but the best weapon for fighting a lion in the gladiator ring was a spray bottle and a firm "NO."

[Vet Tech Probs @VetTechProbs]

When the client asks if their pet was good in the exam room and you're holding your hand dripping with blood behind your back. #vettechprobs

[Vet Tech Probs @VetTechProbs]

Going to get anyone named "Precious" from the exam room:

[Vet Tech Probs @VetTechProbs]

Found popcorn on the floor in Surgery. Somebody must have been like, "I'll have a light snack while I watch this pyo." #vettechprobs

[Vet Tech Probs @VetTechProbs]

If I had a dime for every pen I've stolen from work I'd already be living in my underwater manatee mansion. #vettechprobs