Conor

[Conor @vexedbro]

It’s that open the oven door and get baked in the face type weather

[Conor @vexedbro]

Why is betting such a virus? Anytime I win I can’t help myself from just spinning it away and wasting it. It’s like I can’t enjoy winning anything.

[Conor @vexedbro]

@tobiflamme Hello 🙋🏻‍♂️

[Conor @vexedbro]

Who ever ties Chinese takeaway bags must be a unit

[Conor @vexedbro]

I don’t think it really matters who you are or what religion you follow, if someone kills your children, parents or loved ones there’s always going to be revenge attacks. Nobody wins in war it just continues the circle of hate.

[Conor @vexedbro]

I don’t want to date I just want you to treat me with your onlyfans money and occasionally cuddle

[Conor @vexedbro]

Coffee tastes like burnt toast

[Conor @vexedbro]

@UberFacts Affection 🤢

[Conor @vexedbro]

Pisses me off when someone is obviously being off with you but then act like you’re the weird one over thinking it

[Conor @vexedbro]

Does anyone else hate their own birthday or am I just weird ?

[Conor @vexedbro]

@saherio_ Yeah like they give a fuck about any of our things going up in price 😂

[Conor @vexedbro]

@saherio_ You think you chose an amount payable then they stick a tenner on each year like it’s funny

[Conor @vexedbro]

I imagine this is what happens if you fart in a gimp suit

[tasha louise 💗 @eds_afterglow]

Someone put the squidward walk sound over Sam smith on the red carpet and I can’t breathe 😭😭😭😭 #Brits2023 #BRITs #SamSmith

[Conor @vexedbro]

Fit girls are obsessed with pickles

[Conor @vexedbro]

So true

[Conor @vexedbro]

It’s always “me or the ps5” never “me or the air fryer”

[Conor @vexedbro]

Why haven’t they made a new cat in the hat ?

[Conor @vexedbro]

If you got a fat ass distract me from my mental health

[Conor @vexedbro]

@ladbible How about help with the cost of working & living ?

[Conor @vexedbro]

Ken block the legend. RIP