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[Boochie Myers🔪 @stoppfeenin]

she ate him up.

“If you’re gonna focus on aesthetics you should be aesthetically pleasing”

[Four Seasons Total Landscaping @TotalSeasons]

Sorry, our venue isn't big enough for a Kamala rally. We could fit a Trump rally easily, though.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

I can’t imagine a better illustration of government inefficiency than this video

[carol ★ COMMS OPEN !! @carolzitaass]

boy's hear me out: conveniently attractive female characters

girl's hear me out:

[𝐉𝐮𝐥𝐢𝐞 𝐂𝐡𝐞𝐮𝐧𝐠-𝐈𝐧𝐡𝐢𝐧 🇲🇺 @Jcheunginhin]

Behold the men who wouldn’t let me sit in my own reserved seat today so they could do their Important Business. FYI am on my way to Oxford to do unconscious bias training.

[Reid Southen @Rahll]

Rarely have I seen AI described so succinctly.

[twitch.tv/yolandafister @yolandafister]

the aliens after their transgender operations

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Certain types of sea urchins will pick up a shell with their tube feet and ‘wear’ it, with a behavior known as “covering reaction”, mainly because they shy away from light.

So aquarium enthusiasts 3D-printed tiny hats and they actually wear them.

[Unseen Japan @UnseenJapanSite]

Someone at Hard Off who doesn’t know what an old radio looks like wrote “What the hell is this” on the price tag

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

🥇

[yammi @sighyam]

japanese mochi pounder come save me

[Caroline @carolinekwan]

Michael Phelps is literally referred to as a freak of nature because of his disproportionate wingspan, double jointed ankles, lung capacity twice that of an average human, body that produces half the lactic acid of a typical athlete, and he is rightly celebrated for being the greatest male swimmer in history. Meanwhile, female athletes with genetic differences are legally discriminated against and harassed to no end. This is not about “protecting women in sports” - this is about protecting a very specific idea of what a woman is.

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

Just so we’re clear, the South Korean Air Pistol team of Oh Ye Jin and Kim Yeji (hat) took Gold and Silver for the 10m Air Pistol competition at Paris 2024.

One wore her daughter’s elephant doll while the other’s pistol sight had a pink heart.

This is the hardest shit ever.