christmas

man beater woman eater

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when i farted im not sure how everyone else wipes it off so quickly

[christmas @vexteryaa]

I am bored. Can I have a stupid fat disease? Little brother called Greg? He’s really disgusting and ugly and I hate him with all of his fucking heart and also his best friend is a stupid little fucking gimp and I want to fucking steal his socks and eat them.

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and then he is like his snatches Barry and his like sweaty And then he eats him because he is fat, fat fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat fat

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and the big fat guy from the court comes in and he’s like damn having all this like honey without me and then he like he takes like fucking like suspenders like what’s it called like braces on his shirt and he actually has like massive ears double e

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According to all the north of aviation that should be no way that I should be able to fly however the bee flies anyways because the bee doesn’t care what humans think is impossible baby yes mum breakfast is ready coming baby washes down the stairs with his suit and tight on here

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Five nights at Freddy’s is behind you. I’m literally so scared right now. I can see the animal and he’s looking at me and he has glowing eyes and he just took my child and he’s gonna eat me. He’s gonna eat me. i want a hot chocolate drink

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Ed Sheeran has a massive pickle and without any hesitation, he whips her out and one single big blow

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Freddie five bear bear is buying me and he’s clapping my cheeks right now and I’m literally coloured in oil. I’m slipping and sliding everywhere.

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freddy five bear is frying me i’m literally covered in oil i’m slipping and sliding everywhere imagine if the bee comes up from behind you and says i know that you need my sting inside of you let’s have bumbleebee sexy time

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i’m playing minecraft right now and there’s the grimace in the ancient city from the five nights at freddy’s ! no way

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freddy four head is there

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freddy five bear

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@imfynerthanfyne 😭😭😭

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ok

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when and why have colours been separated by gender? i’m irritated about this discussion in my own head

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i wish other animals had twitter and could speak to us

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it’s interesting how humans invented a language that covers almost everything in existence and we came from rocks & mutters

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i am the most self aware person in my life, i am aware very much so

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feeling rlly tired n dizzy but i have a 6 hour shift in an hour. jill me

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i enjoy the fact i have a space i can document my weird thoughts in

[christmas @vexteryaa]

i wish i knew what anything meant