Vincent Fitzgerald

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[Vincent Fitzgerald @vfitzger]

@McDonalds Grimace is a personified pituitary gland.
-Represents unfiltered neurochemical craving cycles
-Was "evil" until dosed with a pyschoactive leaf
-named after the facial deformity caused by most famous pituitary gland dysfunction: acromegaly
-a cross section of a pituitary gland.

[Vincent Fitzgerald @vfitzger]

@McDonalds Grimace is a personified pituitary gland.
-Represents unfiltered neurochemical craving cycles
-Was "evil" until dosed with a pyschoactive leaf
-named after the facial deformity caused by most famous pituitary gland dysfunction: acromegaly
-a cross section of a pituitary gland.

[Vincent Fitzgerald @vfitzger]

When there’s no doubt it’s not a matter of “if” it’s a matter of Gwen.

[Vincent Fitzgerald @vfitzger]

@jorshy @EGMNOW WOW. Weak. Well, I guess the onus is pretty much on accusers to find something in the tape that shows the MAME was tampered with in a way to help him hit 1M pts. Otherwise, he had no motive to use an emulator.

[Josh @jorshy]

I'm not one to beg for RTs but this is the only good thing I've ever done, so if you like it, please share it with anyone and everyone. Thanks to @mollipen and @gogogoroff for their help getting it across the finish line.

[Vincent Fitzgerald @vfitzger]

I just flew in from San Francisco and boy are my arms tired! From carrying my luggage… Which is especially hard to do when you’re rocketing through the sky propelled by an impossibly powerful and thrustful fart, which is how I flew here.

[Vincent Fitzgerald @vfitzger]

@HawaiiFootball What exactly are the technical difficulties? Just curious how they weren't known until kickoff time.

[Vincent Fitzgerald @vfitzger]

It's been my life's goal to start a "U! S! A!" chant, then successfully morph it into a "Ru! Fi! O!" chant.

[Vincent Fitzgerald @vfitzger]

@jveneri Please periscope the game again!

[Vincent Fitzgerald @vfitzger]

@DoctorChoy Please periscope the game. Aloha!

[Stuffstr @GetStuffstr]

Today we have used as much from nature as our planet can renew in the whole year. #pledgefortheplanet #circulareconomy.

[Vincent Fitzgerald @vfitzger]

I like to randomly parody Rihanna songs in my everyday conversations. It's one of my quirk quirk quirk quirk quirk quirks.

[Vincent Fitzgerald @vfitzger]

I keep a mental list of my favorite CBS detective dramas starring Simon Baker, but I forgot it! I should have written it down!

[Vincent Fitzgerald @vfitzger]

Hey @tbsveryfunny #greenlightjakeandamir or else I'll... because I... some sort of reason given.

[Vincent Fitzgerald @vfitzger]

@jakeandamir Just launched http://t.co/Rc5a7namjg. Jake's thunder is more than stolen. Open bar launch party at your local Dave & buster's!

[Vincent Fitzgerald @vfitzger]

I've always thought of myself as intelligent, logical, unlikely to buy into baseless pseudoscience, basically a classic Gemini.

[Vincent Fitzgerald @vfitzger]

Of course the day I order 250 premium cardstock high gloss business cards is the day my stupid boss gives me a promotion! #FML

[Vincent Fitzgerald @vfitzger]

On a scale from 1 to 10, how much do you think I take too long to weigh myself?

[Vincent Fitzgerald @vfitzger]

@disqushelp @JoeMyGod Having the same problem on wordpress.

[Vincent Fitzgerald @vfitzger]

Someone said my "google-fu" is bad, but even after searching google all day, I can't find out what that means! -taken from my search history