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[Vitace @vfonsah]

@PedroCo80131367 @RPlanox Not proven guilty of any charges.

Rape?

[Vitace @vfonsah]

@dark_child4 @carter8f @Munachim_ No bi him PAYE day so. Na PAYE wey adopt yi and yi see sey ei fit win ting dem witham

[🇦🇷RestricePlanox❤️💙 @RPlanox]

Lionel Messi didn’t have one Hall of Fame career.

He had seven without ever retiring between them. 🐐🇦🇷

1. Teenage winger Messi

Golden Boy winner. Champions League winner at 18. Raw pace, impossible balance and the Getafe solo goal before most players his age had even established themselves.

2. False nine Messi

The tactical revolution.

Four consecutive Ballon d’Ors. Two Champions Leagues. 73 goals in one club season. 91 goals in a calendar year.

A playmaker producing numbers even elite strikers couldn’t touch.

3. MSN Messi

The conductor of football’s most devastating front three.

Won the treble, dismantled Bayern, conquered Europe and lifted another Ballon d’Or while scoring, creating and controlling the biggest matches.

4. Playmaker Messi

When the pace declined, the genius expanded.

He became Barcelona’s midfield, attack and creative system at once. Six European Golden Shoes, league titles, scoring crowns, assist records and another Ballon d’Or.

5. PSG Messi

Changed countries, dropped deeper and adapted again.

Two Ligue 1 titles, a league assist crown and elite production as a calmer creator and controller rather than the explosive winger Barcelona first introduced.

6. Argentina captain Messi 🇦🇷

Two Copa Américas. The Finalissima. The World Cup.

Two World Cup Golden Balls and one Silver Ball.

Argentina’s record scorer, record appearance holder and the captain who completed international football.

7. Veteran Messi

Crossed the Atlantic and immediately delivered Inter Miami’s first trophy.

Then came the Supporters’ Shield and more match-winning performances deep into his late thirties.

Most legends spend an entire career creating one iconic version of themselves.

Messi created seven.

Every single one belongs in the Hall of Fame.🐐👑🇦🇷

[Vitace @vfonsah]

Banter aside, Cristiano Ronaldo used to be really good at football ⚽

[𝐟𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐯 @heis_fede]

Ronaldo’s first UCL game for Real Madrid after he was signed from Man U.

Just look at the flair bro😭😭🤍

[Vitace @vfonsah]

Please let the script writers not sleep on this one. We need to hear some more "rigged" chants

[Vitace @vfonsah]

Picture this scenario:

2039, Balon d'Or, the podium is set for the last 3 finalist:
- Ciro Messi
- Tiago Messi
- Mateo Messi

Lionel Messi is called up to announce the winner and present the trophy 🏆 to who goes home with it.

[STOP THAT LAMINE!!!! 🇳🇬🇳🇬 @bayern_MOB]

I had no idea Messi’s sons were this good at football 💀💀💀💀

[MC @CrewsMat10]

📲: Lionel Messi via IG. 🥶🐐

[Vitace @vfonsah]

Messi is the GOAT of trolling.
Guy takes 2 weeks to let his haters heat up and he drops one statement without even even saying anything to roast them back

[BeksFCB @Joshua__Ubeku]

Brag!!! Let them cry or replicate it if they will not tear ACL! 😂

[BeksFCB @Joshua__Ubeku]

Brag!!! Let them cry or replicate it if they will not tear ACL! 😂

[Barça ma life 💙❤️ @barcamalife]

@lnstantFoot @RMCsport C’est Cristiano qui l’a acheté mais je n’ai pas de preuve…

[Vitace @vfonsah]

@Chinda1111 I love my pays

[Vitace @vfonsah]

@BertinMbokish They even forget to remember that the said hattrick had everything but perfect on it.
Apart from the well-placwd free kick he scored to level the game only for the 3rd time, the other was a penalty and a disasterclass by De Gea, De Gea was pure shit that night

[Vitace @vfonsah]

@onlyCFrancisco I would like to applaud the anonymous person behind the camera with the ability to zoom in from the top and view the lady's hands featuring the phone and the paper .
How did he/she do it while still recording the video from the front?

[Vitace @vfonsah]

@veemaraa Keep it sealed

[🇦🇷RestricePlanox❤️💙 @RPlanox]

Ronaldo’s PR calls it “Versatility. Conquering different leagues.” 😭

In reality, it was the same EGO crisis in three different shirts.

🇪🇸Real Madrid:

Ronaldo admitted he left because Florentino Pérez no longer made him feel “indispensable.”

Once Madrid stopped treating the individual as bigger than the institution, he wanted out.

🇮🇹Juventus:

Juventus had reached two UCL finals in four years. They signed Ronaldo to finish the job.

Instead: Ajax (QF), Lyon (R16), Porto (R16)—and their nine-year Serie A reign ended.

Then he told Allegri he no longer wanted to play for Juventus and forced a last-minute exit.

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Manchester United:

After United missed Champions League qualification, Ronaldo asked to leave.

When Ten Hag stopped treating him as untouchable, he refused to come on, walked out before full-time, then publicly said he had no respect for the manager in an unauthorised interview.

United terminated his contract soon after.

The pattern was simple: worship him and he stayed. Question his status - especially when his football no longer justified the ego- and conflict followed.

He didn’t conquer different environments.

He left when they stopped revolving around him.

That isn’t versatility. It’s the same problem in different shirts.

[Vitace @vfonsah]

@dashacovera @Rizinkovic Maybe a ground study of "money" and how it works will go a long way to help once you take off that graduation 🎓 robe

[Vitace @vfonsah]

@EngrCyrille @dashacovera As one or two courses, not as a minor like she's trying to propose

[Vitace @vfonsah]

@dashacovera Not to discard your thoughts there, but I think you mean to refer to the need for everyone to know and practice ethics.
Knowing the law doesn't stop even the lawmakers from breaking them or ignoring their existence

[Beno SarkCess @benopaonyx1]

“Ronaldo is yet to achieve Messi’s failure”

This is definitely the greatest FT quote ever.

[Vitace @vfonsah]

@odogwusport @bradley_hallo He's already done it against the premiere league
- Chelsea
- Liverpool
- Man United
- Man City
- Arsenal
- Tottenham

He doesn't need to go to the EPL again.
Think of it like the way the US wins wars in other countries without it even reaching their doorsteps