🍄 Science Ninja Team Clint 🍄

Carbon based • Connoisseur of beers • Not the Stig • Movie lover • Perpetually sleep deprived • Knows where his towel is • My bestie calls me lollipop 🍭

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Me without coffee

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@MrJamesMay Sorry to read this, James. You have my sincerest condolences. ❤️🐾

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This aggression will not stand, man!

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New Subie with WRC look.

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We’re all chasing some kind of dragon.

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I honestly don’t care which owl ends up being superb and wins the contest tomorrow because I just ate a Jersey Mike’s Famous Philly that’ll knock your socks off.

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I have plenty of beers and snacks for the superb owl contest tomorrow.

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A local dealer wanting $46k for a Toyota Camry is one of the funniest things I’ve read all morning.

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The curse of above average intelligence is a real thing.

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The destination isn’t nearly as important as the journey.

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@Navesink The discs will be superior to the streams in every conceivable way, but I agree it’s bullshit.

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Disappointers never disappoint.

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In a row?

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My life is falling to pieces…

Somebody put me together!

#FaithNoMore #TheRealThing

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“The World Has Turned and Left Me Here” by @Weezer has been on constant repeat in my car for the last couple of days. The ‘crunchy’ bridge is one of the best pieces of music ever conceived.

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My new band’s name is “Crime on the Subway System”. I expect them to be at least as popular as “Stark Naked and the Car Thieves”.

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My day: How it started / How it’s going

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Demons run faster than rainbows.

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@Navesink Jealous even though all I drink now is wine, beer, and eggnog during the holidays.

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Happy holidays, you scruffy-looking nerf herders.

[Lucas Star Wars Girl @LucasSWGirl]

😁🎅⛄

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Hello, Insomnia, my old friend…