Vern

[Vern @vgaudet89]

How does my sister have a license

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

if this photo reaches your timeline, everything will be okay. 💘

[Vern @vgaudet89]

My man tagged along on girls night, gossiped with us, paid for everyone’s dinner, filled up all of our cars with gas, built a fire for us when we got home, and refilled everyone’s drinks all night. Idk what I did to deserve him 😭

[nicole boyce @nicolewboyce]

why is ACDC deciding this stuff

[Vern @vgaudet89]

@millermck13 Thanks babeh! 💗 Just put my 2 weeks in at City 🤩

[Vern @vgaudet89]

I graduated college in dec’19, spent 2020 traveling and exploring new places with my sweet man, and started my official big girl job search in feb ‘21. Normalize taking breaks and giving urself time to soak up life in between the chapters 👏🏼

[GG ♡ @__glennyyy]

LMFAOOO BR is such a wild place. Nowww wtf 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[nat @ncm0611]

People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk

[Book of @thelastPharaoh_]

Bank Account: $1400.05

McDonald cashier: you asked how much for the french fries?

Me: I said how much for the franchise

[sean.⚫️ @de_seanlee]

Hit the gas station and my total was $10.96. Gave em $11, told em to keep the change. Stimmy otw, treat ya self boss you need it more than me.

[Vern @vgaudet89]

Why does this video look so old?? Please don’t tell me the Bernie is older than like 3 years ago... I still break it down like this from time to time.. someone help

[SuttonImpaQt, JD @suttonimpaQt]

you had to be there😂😂

[Vern @vgaudet89]

Actual words spoken to me by the hostess as i walked in the door to work: “you have a 20 top, they’ve been here for 30 mins. I also just double sat u, I’m sorry, oh & ur training someone, it’s her first day” someone help me find a job with my degree 😖 IM DONE

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

y’all HAD to be there.

[Claudius @xclaudius]

after i encourage my friends to shoot their shot and they get left on read

[Jordan Daniel @ProfessorNerdo]

This is what I just sent to all classes.

[Uncouth Rat @solodeauxleaux]

Y’all wasn’t there

[Ryan Brooks @ryanbrooks]

Ted Cruz packing his bags after being in Cancun for like an hour and a half

[goddesz 🦋 @deszj]

I know the birds that flew south for winter mad as hell right now.

[SZA @sza]

Y’all on some weird shit .. not gonna retrograde me tho no sir lmao I REBUKE 🗣