vanessa goellner

[Reggaeton Crave @ReggetonCrave]

Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl Halftime Show officially becomes the most watched Halftime Show of all time with 135.4 million viewers, breaking the all-time record.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

when you finally get home from work only to realise you have to do it all again tomorrow

[Anti @antipiker]

he allegedly killed one (1) guy btw

[greg @greg16676935420]

Never deleting this app

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"tomorrow i’ll wake up early to do it"

me at 10am:

[☔ @Whotfismick]

WE MADE IT TO FRIDAY EVERYBODY!!

[Jaylen Brown @FCHWPO]

It took almost 2hrs to get to the game yesterday I live 15 minutes away Boston traffic was so bad I’m still traumatized and felt the need to tweet this lol

[Andrex Herrer @andrexherrer]

“I’m not drinking coffee anymore”

Me the next day:

[Jus @1Myles4]

Put them kids back on zoom this traffic Is ridiculous

[Paige Cornwell @pgcornwell]

The teenagers who survived Columbine are in their late 30s and early 40s. They have kids in elementary schools.

[kordell @lledrok]

free gunna take french montana instead

[Tashaun ☆ @reinatayyy]

my family so proud I’m in college they don’t even know I’m fighting for my life in this bitch 😭😭😭😭

[darius.christ @darius_julian]

*stimmy hits*
Me at PetSmart: Yall got lions?

[Book of @thelastPharaoh_]

Bank Account: $1400.05

McDonald cashier: you asked how much for the french fries?

Me: I said how much for the franchise

[FUCKJIGGYJAYY2 @jiggyjayy2]

How many KKK members did the FBI hunt down? ......i'll wait