Shaun Robertson

@ENKAMP Partner/ Manager/ Chess Master in the game of life...
Cast member from a little ditty on VH1 called Megan Wants a Millionaire/Murderer

[Shaun Robertson @vh1sShaun]

@niykeeheaton just heard your acoustic version of Loves Sosa. Absolutely FRESH2DEATH! Happy Birthday!

[Shaun Robertson @vh1sShaun]

Sugar-Free Wintergreen Altoids Smalls with naturally & artificial flavors, Suck.

[Shaun Robertson @vh1sShaun]

Remember drinking when you wanted to, instead of drinking cause you have to? Remember that?

[Shaun Robertson @vh1sShaun]

Just realized the clock on the microwave is finally right again. Solid.

[Shaun Robertson @vh1sShaun]

If your best friends change every year, you're probably a shitty friend.

[Shaun Robertson @vh1sShaun]

Reality Check: You’ll all be dead in 100 years and none of this matters. Enjoy the rest of your evening sheep.

[Shaun Robertson @vh1sShaun]

Yeah Buddy, Pay up!

[Shaun Robertson @vh1sShaun]

Haven't said it all season. Carolina will get the W today. #keeppounding

[Shaun Robertson @vh1sShaun]

TGYOLO.

[Shaun Robertson @vh1sShaun]

Whenever I see someone waiting for my parking spot, I quickly throw it in reverse and take a nap. #charlottesaturdaymornings

[Shaun Robertson @vh1sShaun]

Still not sure how to throw away a pizza box... Smh

[Shaun Robertson @vh1sShaun]

Never run for a missed bus. If life sucks enough where you have to take a bus and then miss it.

[Shaun Robertson @vh1sShaun]

Believe That. RT @joeyBADASS_ I promise this PRO ERA tape will shit on your favorite rap group's careers.

[Shaun Robertson @vh1sShaun]

Can't tell whether I'm sick or this is just how I'm supposed to feel from here on out...

[Shaun Robertson @vh1sShaun]

My phone wastes 5% of its battery life to repeatedly warn me it's running low.

[Shaun Robertson @vh1sShaun]

"Hey Mitt, lets step outside" #Obama #debate2012

[Shaun Robertson @vh1sShaun]

I'm not sure America is ready for a rich, white, homophobic president with a moderately shady business background.

[Shaun Robertson @vh1sShaun]

The trick to parallel parking is shifting to reverse and not give a fuck...

[Shaun Robertson @vh1sShaun]

Almost that time in the south. #vaportherapy @burtonsnowboard @Shaun_White

[Shaun Robertson @vh1sShaun]

Remote control helicopters everywhere #christmas