Valentina

aspiring cinephile, certified yapper and geoscentist

[Valentina @vhal_a34]

My lobster is too buttery o

[Panagis Galiatsatos, MD, MHS @panagis21]

Neighbor in Greece: I have some olive oil for you from my home village.

Me: Thank you! I may have enough room for maybe one small bottle in my luggage.

Neighbor: Perfect. Two small bottles of olive oil it is!

The bottles 🤦‍♂️:

[Michael Taiwo @AskMichaelTaiwo]

The most underrated career move is being easy to work with.

Talent gets you into rooms. Being someone people actually want on the project is what keeps you there.

Skill opens the door. Character keeps it open.

[Valentina @vhal_a34]

Taking the "for the plot" and side quest mission a notch higher this weekend🤭🤭🤭

[rated ✧* @imyrated]

this can’t be the same heat george washington was wearing a wig in

[Valentina @vhal_a34]

Small thing, thermostat don reach 80deg😭

[Valentina @vhal_a34]

First summer I'm not out doing intense field work but also first summer I'm thankful for ACs. The heat Dey finish me

[Valentina @vhal_a34]

There are a few things my mothers prayers will never let my conscience allow me do

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

BREAKING: Two people climbed atop the Empire State Building’s 1,454-foot spire and unfurled a banner reading, “When the power of love beats the love of power, the world knows peace.” Police are working to bring them down safely.

[Valentina @vhal_a34]

A movie set and actually shot in my eko! Will be there like mad

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

‘CLARISSA’ will be released in theaters on December 11.

A reimagining of Virginia Woolf’s ‘Mrs. Dalloway’ set in modern-day Lagos.

[Valentina @vhal_a34]

Hit like only 20% of my goals this H1. Need to lock in like crazy H2

[Valentina @vhal_a34]

Hollywood money is so long mehn😩. Like wolf of Wall Street was like one of her first films and she paid off mortgage. God this very style please

[zaza @zazaxbtt]

Margot Robbie revealed she paid her mom’s entire mortgage with her Wolf of Wall Street earnings

‘Yeah I have that piece of paper I kept it everything I owed my Momo had it written down she will take money out of the house mortgage lend me money’

‘So I always knew I gotta pay that back and then one day when I made enough money I just paid that whole mortgage completely’

‘I was like mom don’t even worry about that mortgage anymore it doesn’t even exist anymore, any one in my position would do that for their mom’

[Drebae @Drebae_]

This how i feel when I open someone's story and it says 5s ago:

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

Ordered jeans three sizes bigger so they could be baggy and they’re too tight

[Valentina @vhal_a34]

Can't believe I'm an iPad kid at almost 27😂. Mandatory iPad time every night before bed😂😂😂

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Reminder that 95° and humid is better than 10° and a wind chill

[Valentina @vhal_a34]

Hate to be this person, but it’s misleading to attribute flooding in Lagos primarily to sea level rise. This is conceptually first an infrastructural/urbanization issue. We are not the first coastal city in the world, even if you invoke the land reclamation clause.

[Valentina @vhal_a34]

Because the ripple effect of this becomes reputation. Internationally, orgs begin to question what kind of graduates you allegedly produce so big ups to Babcock for taking legal action here

[Babcock University, Ilishan-Remo, Nigeria @Babcock_Univ]

🚨 FRAUD ALERT 🚨

Babcock University warns public of forged certificates in circulation, including fake "Honorary" ones with a non-existent "First Class Upper" classification.

We DO NOT issue such documents. "First Class Upper" doesn't exist here.

Legal action underway.

[Valentina @vhal_a34]

I have so many time sensitive decisions to make 🥹

[Valentina @vhal_a34]

Gosh the fireworks have commenced🥹🥹

[Valentina @vhal_a34]

Off campus fandom dey drag show runner for doing press with cast. The psychology of fandoms has been such an interesting thing to observe. From parasocialism to just being outright toxic, it's all so crazy

[Valentina @vhal_a34]

Used to looveeee nollywood movies but now I just cringe so bad