Vandat

Somewhere between football debates, late-night thoughts, storytelling, and organized chaos.
Just documenting the journey in real time.
Man utd 💪GGMU❤️

[Vandat @vhandatt]

To this day, this remains the best World Cup song ever, isn’t it?

#WorldCupAnthem
#USA2026

[Vandat @vhandatt]

@peegzy1 Looking forward to this kinda opportunity

Run it Lord 🤲🤲

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Getting opportunities that scare the shit out of you >>>

[Vandat @vhandatt]

@peegzy1 Especially iPhones , the 64gb is always like 10mb 😂

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

no matter how desperate you are, don’t ever buy a 64GB phone.

[Adaugo✨ @main_ishh]

iphone photography classes will save you from these outrageous photoshoot prices😭

[Vandat @vhandatt]

@CallMeLyon7 Signs that you should quit it

[Genesis Lyon @CallMeLyon7]

Once you masturbate in the morning, your entire day already feels ruined. 🫩

[Josh🥷 @9t_Josh]

Ordinary USA Sun and these ones are burning like these imagine they host the World Cup in Nigeria 🤣🤣

They’ll shed their skin🤣

[Vandat @vhandatt]

@9t_Josh It’s not about the country my brr…. That’s one of the reasons why league ends during summer period in most country

Even schools are on break during summer….their skin is bad under sun😂

Na why most of them dey beach and pool during this period of the year..

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

i pray i get rich & richer so i won’t have to worry about anything.

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

girl to girl: it's okay to be alone. it's okay to have a dry phone. it's okay to be celibate. it's okay to be selfish. it's okay to have high standards. your peace, your pace, your rules

[Vandat @vhandatt]

@StephenJohnpaul Fine my boss

You ?

[KHAN'✨ @khanofkhans11_]

Squatting with people will make you realize nothing beats having your own space and being in control of your own life, even if it is a cubicle.

[Vandat @vhandatt]

@main_ishh No mind me jare 😂

[Vandat @vhandatt]

@main_ishh Anointing oil 😂

As in ,E-boo-bae-Chukwu 🌚😂

[Vandat @vhandatt]

@elvisjack29 @PoojaMedia Yeah boss… I’m not disputing that fact 🙌

Just stating the obvious, the same Pooja we all know faa 😂

[Adaugo✨ @main_ishh]

brooo is such a love language .🥹

[Adaugo✨ @main_ishh]

screenshots from videos be so tea>>>

[Vandat @vhandatt]

Oh, so when it's footballers, it's banter. When it's musicians, it's hatred. 😂.
You think musician don’t have their separate fans 😂
I just find it amusing how the line btw banter and criticism seems to move depending on who is receiving it.

But carry on, professor of context.