han

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me 10mins after body shaming myself

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

i’m always being polite when i say “i think” or “if i remember correctly” because i remember and i’m correct

[Jamila 🔔 @_iamjamila]

I love laughing omg imma come back next life as a hyena

[27. @dimvji]

doomscrolling on twitter instead of ig and tiktok so at least i’m wasting my time intellectually

[pinkie @pinkiepie71]

"its all in ur head" oh my god😭😭😭i thought it was in my ass😭😭😭 thank u so much😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[bear @iamblackbear]

u cant un mountain dew whats already been mountain done.

[o-n🌛🍓 @thefloorsonfire]

scooby doo after he finishes praying:

[Liv 🐻 @prentissliv]

My fat ass just accidentally said “Texas Roadhouse massacre” instead of chainsaw

[✵ @nxymll]

my life is a constant cycle of watdatmean and oh ok

[hera @shiningdaisies]

i am a lover but underneath that i am a hater but underneath that i am a lover again

[mayank @maynkydvv]

when i get more active on twitter thats how you know im getting insane again

[LK @LKSherms]

after losing my mind for 4 hours i’ve decided nothing is really that serious

[moonglade @gxre_lxve]

"are you high" God forbid a girl likes laughing

[Paisa!✭ @liigles]

I think you smoked adderall

[BigBird:: @BigBirdfyx]

Smoking to escape your real-world problems only for the THC to immediately take those exact problems, format them into a crisp 4K presentation, and force your brain to review them from three different perspectives while you're just trying to play video games.

[Ebony Hottie @sexyandsadity]

it gives me a rush

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

life has a way of punishing you for being a little too nice and forgiving.

[Lynne @_ayandamay]

I overheard a girl saying yesterday ‘worrying is such a terrible use of your imagination’ … and I audibly gasped.

[𝑱𝒐𝒓𝒐 ⧉ @JoroJrn]

manipulating the manipulator by acting manipulated is my favorite thing to do

[Degen CPA @drewvento]

Dudes will ask where the bitches at but never look within