All concept of time has melted. Today is approximately the nineteenth Saturday this week. No one has done anything for days yet everyone is exhausted. The chocolates are gone. The cheese is finished. Only the toffee pennies remain.
CRACKER PRESENTS - OFFICIAL RATINGS
Metal puzzle thing - infuriating
Giant paperclip - about as exciting as sand
Jumping toy frog - amazing
Stupid red fish thing - WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS MONSTROSITY
Tiny screwdrivers - best things ever
It's the last day of our 12 Day Giveaway, and it's the BIGGEST prize of all! Retweet this with our #12DayGiveaway hashtag and you could win a £1,299 iPhone 11 Pro Max!
Deadline: 17:00 TONIGHT (20.12.19). Thanks for playing - Happy Christmas!
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What's the time? CHRISTMAS TIME! (Almost.) It's also Day 11 of our 12 Day Giveaway. Today's prize is a belter: a £749 Apple Watch!
How to enter? Retweet with our #12DayGiveaway hashtag before 23:59 tonight (19.12.19)! Winner revealed tomorrow...
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Our players aren't Les Misérables right now! You've been joining our 12 Day Giveaway with a frenzy! Today's prize: a £300 London Theatre voucher.
Retweet with our #12DayGiveaway hashtag before 23:59 tonight (17.12.19) for a chance to win! Winner revealed tomorrow. #TuesdayTreats
🎧 There's just 8 days until Christmas! Today's prize on the
@blackcircles Christmas Countdown is a pair of Beats Headphones courtesy of @BridgestoneUK 🎧
RT&F for a chance to #WIN! 3 to be won!
T&Cs: https://t.co/BKRsQ3Fzaf
End 11:59PM 5/1/20
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