portugal malone IV 💾

skim milk is sin ilk

[portugal malone IV 💾 @vhhnfvc]

i am falling. i am going to fall. i touched the core. i am falling. i will fall. i have fallen, i am falling. i will touch the core. i will. i have. i am. falling. falling. falling. falling. oooooo...

[portugal malone IV 💾 @vhhnfvc]

Alright guys see you in fiveyears

[portugal malone IV 💾 @vhhnfvc]

Shut up. Get a job. Fuck something. Hunt an animal for sport. Chew on dog bones. Chew on dog bones. Feed the decomposers. Crawl into the dirt as deep as you can go until your frostbitten fingers break off on the endless plane of planetary innards. Go deeper. Go deeper. Go deeper.

[portugal malone IV 💾 @vhhnfvc]

100 followers? are you truly satisfied with your lives? Don't you want more? I can help you see God

[portugal malone IV 💾 @vhhnfvc]

pulling up to the stupid idiot club to get stupid with some idiots

[portugal malone IV 💾 @vhhnfvc]

My eyes eat colors. All the time. Greedy bastards. "Keep eating like that," I say, "and you'll turn into the platonic concept of color itself, and we're all going to have a real problem with all this light and only color to observe it (which is not eyes)". But do they listen. No.

[portugal malone IV 💾 @vhhnfvc]

I did it all!! Your entire lineage sweat hot blood onto these raging gamma sausages!!

[portugal malone IV 💾 @vhhnfvc]

Trying to spin a story to spin a story to spin a story

[portugal malone IV 💾 @vhhnfvc]

Like my tweet

[portugal malone IV 💾 @vhhnfvc]

Math professors be like: Find the vertical asymptote of This Cock using the circumference of These Balls

[portugal malone IV 💾 @vhhnfvc]

Bro... You are my loaf ❤️

[portugal malone IV 💾 @vhhnfvc]

You are my loaf

[portugal malone IV 💾 @vhhnfvc]

You are my loaf

[portugal malone IV 💾 @vhhnfvc]

You are the sunshine of my loaf

[portugal malone IV 💾 @vhhnfvc]

In the Macy's Gender Inclusive bathroom smoking crack out of a coat hanger

[portugal malone IV 💾 @vhhnfvc]

Happy new year slut

[portugal malone IV 💾 @vhhnfvc]

due to public pressure, i think it's time to reveal that i'm finally embracing the insect diet. i feel great. barring the beetle exoskeletons stuck in my teeth, this seems like a good move. like popcorn kernels. yes. i should have known that the insect diet was the

[portugal malone IV 💾 @vhhnfvc]

OR ELSE.

[portugal malone IV 💾 @vhhnfvc]

I HATE cars. I HATE I HATE I HATE cars. car owners should be caved in.What about the horses? The Camels? The alpacas (fringe, but yes?)? herein lies an ultimatum. Rip up the roads. Just glass. Walk your freedom loving ass across the street in bare feet without looking both ways

[portugal malone IV 💾 @vhhnfvc]

the room breathes. expanding. withering. expanding. withering. nothing but a microwave, a ball of yarn and you, encased by inscrutable walls in a vomit green finish, wearing nothing but fabric and looking at nothing but lens