Vance

When I figure me out, I’ll update my bio!

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#Wimbledon
#Swiatek
Yo what’s going on with Igas “S”? lol

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@salbets_ You’re a complete moron

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@MrBeast 2,501,776

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Matteo Berrettini and Grigor Dimitrov both have an abnormally high amount of tie breaks in most of their matches but they play each other and all of a sudden all we see are 6-3’s and 6-4’s. Makes sense.

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Hey @joerogan , try not to cite articles written on April 1, 2026 or any year for that matter. It might not be true just saying. #TimDillon
#episode2518

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The World Cup is just terrible. Everybody just draws.

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The World Cup is trash.

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Unpopular opinion but can Jon Anik please stop staying “extent to which” for Gods sake. That’s enough. Sheeesh

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@UKTennisNow How do you lose to an 1,100 ranked doubles player on grass? He’s never played a professional singles match on grass and he’s never beaten another player higher than 514 in the world. That’s rigged, someone investigate!

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How does Antoine Ghibaudo lose to Oliver Okonkwo in a singles tennis match on grass?

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Daniil Medvedev losing today cost me my whole bank account. Not his fault, it’s mine but still sucks. Probably shouldn’t gamble.

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Watching Rinky Hijikata play Taro Daniel and couldn’t help but notice the similarities. Doppelgängers unite.

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@nick_ally1986 Reminder, she plans on retiring end of year. Women’s tennis is a joke.

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@elonmusk When geniuses have no common sense

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Only Andrey Rublev would want to smash his racket after winning the point.

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Sebastian Korda celebrating the first set victory from an injured Fritz is why he will never make it back to the top.

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@Hoopss 20-17

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How can a man be so angry at another man who was gathering intel on him for the government. A man who he barely knows and recently met. Aman who came completely clean to you in private. It’s not normal to have this amount of anger I believe he truly is dngrs to society #WonderMan

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Dude this Hornets team ain’t no joke

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If you’re thinking about sports betting and join the millions of others who do it, get ready to see this far too often. It’s the most frustrating thing and it happens way too much to be legal.