beagle bartender: what’ll it be
me: dirty martini—shaken
beagle bartender: this isn’t just to watch my ears flap is it
me: nooo come on man
beagle bartender: sure alright *starts shaking and his ears flap*
me: hahaha :) hahahaha
hey "lmfao" is actually really problematic (has swear word in it) sooooo if you could please say something like "thats so laughy taffy" or "im gigglemode" next time please