Joob

yes i am 105 years old

[Bob @iwasvinegar]

Ketchup doesn't exist, why do you see me as a nuisance? Why do you treat me like a mistake? I never wanted to, I'm so sorry. How do I fix it? Do you still love me?

[K. Rico 🌺 @KyaaGGs]

This is the most they’ll do btw. #NotImpressed

[punished ctg @CTGvvon11]

This is the shit Mussolini was doing while Hitler was being attacked on 3 fronts

[dennis @basedondennis]

i was grown in a Petri dish with love and care and then when i got too big they gave me arms and legs

[mikka @possiblymikka]

packed week

[jade 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @jadedpeek]

puppy play and 21 pilots, send this to the biggest retard you know

[State of Palestine @Palestine_UN]

War criminal Benjamin Netanyahu speaking to an empty hall, again.

[christian 🇨🇴 @PromisedAbysss]

Tried lucid dreaming to lose my virginity but the girl rejected me in my dream

[Marcus d’Osint 🎒🕊️ @WarFrontIntel]

Long live the resistance! ✊🏼🇵🇸

[tatiana @SANTISlMA]

esto me pasó a mi y nadie me hace un post

[Jerms @NotLordJerms]

where?
where winter at?
yooooo?
is winter coming???

[🦢 @Fairyuxfhe]

He r*pes a child.
She aborts.
You’re more disgusted by the abortion than the r*pe.
That’s not pro-life. That’s pro-predator.

[avy @avycadotoast]

@Cricketsburger who the cat adoption agency probably thinks i am:

[𝔽𝕒𝕘𝕘𝕠𝕥 𝕆’𝕥𝕠𝕠𝕝𝕖. @faggototoole]

Don’t hook up with guys from Twitter bro he keeps calling me a plaphog

[خربقوش @sugarprincesshi]

me after I cum and see what I was gooning to

[NyanSox 🏳️‍⚧️ @NyanSpam]

one of the inclusions is a girl who won homecoming queen…

didn’t know prom was an athletic event 🤭

[Buzz Lightyear @JohnSchmungus]

How it feels to catch a post before the timeline refreshes