🎃 𝖌𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖌 🎃 🎈

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tetas y tequila ✨
De pequeña quería ser Lobezno. Trust me... I'm not The Doctor, but Trust me.

[🎃 𝖌𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖌 🎃 🎈 @viCFuckYou]

✨hilo de mis casas de Minecraft (son copiadas del Pinterest jeje)✨

Empezamos con Octubre 2023: 🍒La casa Cereza 🍒

[Brooks | 🏳️‍🌈 @brookstweetz]

This movie is too good to be bombing and then the Disney live action Moana slop is gonna make a billion dollars

[Sarah Larchmont @SarahLarchmont]

God forbid a woman gets a hobby!

[Apu @Apu_elrojo]

Este tuit tiene 3 puntos destacables:

1) Una dirigente política está promocionando una droga.
2) Está publicitando a una empresa privada desde un puesto gubernamental público.
3) La fábrica donde posa, está en Guadalajara, no en Madrid.

[ShreddedNerd @o_sneedy]

Arabic is written right to left so it accidentally made this joke 1000x funnier

[s44nti @s44nti]

cuando no sabes si un recuerdo lo has soñado, lo has vivido o lo has creado en tu mente

[Los 🍇 @LosPollosTV]

I mean she locked a mentally handicapped kid in an abandoned trailer and caused a county wide search for him and never told authorities where he was

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

the drag queens people are scared of btw😭

[Tomás @TomasUser]

Fue un gran acierto de los responsables artísticos de Andor pensar en Santiago Calatrava como el arquitecto que elegiría un imperio del mal para sus macroproyectos.

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

She got 3 university degrees, she’s a business woman and ceo, she got married in her 30s (to a man 5 years younger than her) and had kids in her mid 30s. her entire life is the result of feminism

[w. @doublegee___]

not black and white. this is recent history

[amina 🗡️ @dobv8id]

As a Thunderbolts* fan let me tell you to prepare yourselves to the amount of people who are gonna watch this on streaming and say "I should have watched this in theaters"

[anxo durán @anxooduran]

salta la sorpresa que si pones el cine a un precio decente la gente va al cine xd

[Blaze Binges @BlazeBinges]

I want to personally thank each and every one of you who actually watched this movie.

[Meson @kenlazy2]

Even in your fantasy you remained a slave

[Vitinho ☭🇨🇳🇰🇵🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈 @vitin_ovietcong]

"Se você tem um problema com Elon Musk ser um trilionário, é porque você é um comunista."

[rowan ⚢ @elliepetalsz]

my lesbian aunt said i owe her 100 bucks for pride month cause she "paved the way" in our family

[Piton @VaIIWxiTAo37079]

#backrooms

[El Adri 🌱🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸 @AmarilliTK]

Esto nunca dejará de ser gracioso porque no caen en que existimos los hombres trans que hemos pasado de tener la vida de una chica a la de un hombre promedio y confirmamos que es increíblemente sencillo ser un tío