Biden at 80. Trump at 80.
One rode bikes, worked out daily, passed historic legislation, released yearly physicals, and answered endless questions about his age and health.
The other falls asleep in public, rambles through speeches, looks visibly swollen, and has reportedly taken multiple cognitive tests ordered by doctors.
Guess which one the media treated like a five-alarm health crisis. 🙄
Trump used the Armed Forces Full Honor Cordon — soldiers who escort fallen heroes and heads of state — to usher UFC fighters past Abraham Lincoln’s statue like they’re celebrities on a red carpet. I am LIVID. And everyone else should be too.
🇺🇸 THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA TURNS 80 YEARS OLD TODAY.
Here is his birthday gift to Americans:
- Convicted of 34 counts of falsifying business records in the first degree (New York, 2024 hush money payments disguised as legal expenses)
- Charged with willful retention of national defense information (multiple counts classified documents case)
- Charged with conspiracy to obstruct justice (classified documents case)
- Charged with withholding or concealing a document or record (classified documents case)
- Charged with false statements (classified documents case)
- Charged with altering, destroying, mutilating, or concealing an object or record (classified documents case)
- Charged with conspiracy to defraud the United States (federal January 6 / election interference case)
- Charged with obstruction of an official proceeding (federal January 6 case)
- Charged with conspiracy to obstruct an official proceeding (federal January 6 case)
- Charged with conspiracy to violate rights (federal January 6 case)
- Charged with violation of the Georgia RICO Act (Georgia election interference case)
- Charged with conspiracy to commit false statements and writings (Georgia case)
- Charged with solicitation of violation of oath by public officer (Georgia case)
- Charged with false statements and writings (Georgia case)
- Charged with influencing witnesses (Georgia case elements)
- Accused of bank fraud and making false statements to financial institutions (multiple investigations)
- Accused of insurance fraud (related to asset valuations)
- Accused of tax fraud and evasion (various probes and civil findings)
- Found civilly liable for persistent and repeated business fraud by inflating asset values for loans and insurance (New York Attorney General civil case, $454+ million judgment)
- Accused of sexual assault, rape, groping, and non-consensual kissing by at least 28 women (dating back to 1970s)
- Found civilly liable for sexual abuse and defamation (E. Jean Carroll case, 2023)
- Accused of walking in on underage girls changing in beauty pageant dressing rooms
- Accused of sexual harassment and assault during business dealings and on The Apprentice
- Accused of campaign finance violations beyond the New York hush money case
- Accused of witness intimidation and pressuring officials in election-related matters
- Accused of obstruction of justice in multiple contexts (classified documents and election cases)
- Accused of misusing charitable foundation funds (Trump Foundation civil case, foundation dissolved with penalties)
- Accused of fraud in Trump University (settled civil lawsuit with payments to students)
- Accused of emoluments violations and self-dealing while in office (multiple lawsuits and ethics complaints)
- Accused of pressuring state officials and creating fake elector slates (part of Georgia and federal cases)
- Accused of inciting or encouraging the January 6 Capitol riot through public statements
- Accused of attempting to overturn the 2020 election through multiple false claims and schemes
- Accused of retaliating against or defaming accusers (multiple defamation-related claims and lawsuits)
DEAR MAGA,
Pls stop spreading FAKE NEWS about Knick's NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP win!
Just enjoy your CAGE FIGHT and STFU.
If you want to see what REAL violence looks like, here's your reminder about J6. ENJOY!!!!
On the eve of Trump’s 80th birthday, protesters gathered on San Francisco’s Ocean Beach and formed a human banner spelling “EPSTEIN” inside a file folder marked “Trump.”
Note to anyone angry that Trump's name was taken off the Kennedy Center, don't you worry. You can still find his name in the Epstein files over 38,000 times.
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@SenMcConnell Keep blocking the "Save America" bill. That bill does NOTHING to save America. It's a blatant attack on our rights and married women that changed their name would get screwed. Do your job & protect voters!
@RepThomasMassie@HouseGOP@HouseDemocrats@SenateDems@SenateGOP WHY don't the American people have ALL of the UNREDACTED file? WE PUT ALL OF YOU IN YOUR SEATS AND WE CAN TAKE YOU OUT! We're the people you report to! ALL of you need to get this done..NOW!!!
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When you deploy the military against protesters, disregard court orders, attack press freedom by threatening media licenses and suing outlets, and fire people for telling the truth...
...it's no longer just a meme.