olivia

human/bed wedding officiant

[olivia @via_polytropos]

i’m 5’6” but when i stand on my faith in humanity, i’m 5’5”

[olivia @via_polytropos]

@PopBase an apple core realizing you're about to throw it away:

[pagliacci the hated 🌝 @Slatzism]

This isn’t North Korea. This is the Netherlands.

and it’s terrifying.

[olivia @via_polytropos]

@starsy_cedes @DrAllyLouks @elijahjamss no. Dr Ally Louks likes to remember the sacred covenant Noah made with God

[soap of the day @soapotd]

My lawyer told me to refrain from posting this because i "cannot afford yet another lawsuit" and my employees "have families to feed" but I know the law

[Olivia D. @livielu98]

Guys, I think I have a crush on the smell doctor

[🍉𝔹𝕠𝕤𝕤𝕒 - 𝔸𝕜𝕦𝕥𝕒🍉 @Onii_exe]

I feel like this kinda stretches the definition, but...

The audio you're hearing is the calls of the Kauaʻi ʻōʻō, the last member of a now-extinct genus within a family of birds that is now completely extinct.

This was the last living individuals mating call.

[⚢ lucy @angeIremover_]

had to sit down for a bit the first time i read this

[olivia @via_polytropos]

@thefamousmoo omg it matches so nicely!!!! the yellow rlly brings out the blue in his eyes 😌

[olivia @via_polytropos]

@thefamousmoo get his hat 😙

[olivia @via_polytropos]

@apolobelvedere it’s giving m.c. escher

[olivia @via_polytropos]

@KarbonSays “no men allowed in the women’s bathroom!” the man inside the women’s bathroom tells a woman

[olivia @via_polytropos]

@sakhecore thank you. i do cry alone sometimes but that’s a secret, on the outside i am a real man !

[olivia @via_polytropos]

@Sanderzoveelste @ohshidt he said “ah, le con!” which is french for “asshole” or “cunt.” seems like he was scared & cussing out the mountain, probably somewhere in the french alps or pyrénées

[olivia @via_polytropos]

@Slatzism not to dignify alarmist anti-trans rhetoric… but calling someone “transphobic” for advocating in favor of women’s essential healthcare is rlly not a great look 😬😬

[olivia @via_polytropos]

@Cobratate 1) wasn’t emory the opposite of what you say a man should be? he didn’t protect his family and he gave in when your mom told him to go to back to america

2) how is it “manly” to allow someone who terrified you as a child to continue dominating your adult life?

[olivia @via_polytropos]

@fayemikah not to mention that she took such little things — things that are mass-produced, things with an insane markup, things that’ll get thrown out when the style changes, things most people don’t even notice.

[olivia @via_polytropos]

don’t break the geneva convention

DO break the geneva conventionS

you are who you are. never apologize for being you. not even in geneva. ♥️

[olivia @via_polytropos]

@ChristnNitemare ah yes, clearly a reference to that notorious bible quote — “you were born with sin and sin you shall become after life fucking just absolutely grinds you into the ground.” amen 🙏

[olivia @via_polytropos]

@pipvinyl searching the definition of “pusillanimous” is a poor method of inquiry — the question is not whether the word exists, but if it can be credited for the modern word “pussy.” a quick search will show that it doesn’t. here’s a good source from one replier—
https://t.co/D73vUlxD3i