im the friend that..

[im the friend that.. @vibesallchill]

is always broke.

[im the friend that.. @vibesallchill]

still makes "Yo Mama" jokes.

[im the friend that.. @vibesallchill]

don't sell Molly no more.

[im the friend that.. @vibesallchill]

makes every situation awkward.

[im the friend that.. @vibesallchill]

eats all of your food.

[im the friend that.. @vibesallchill]

makes jokes about buttholes.