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a place

[maia ☆🇵🇸 @maiadidntwakeup]

Complaining about my stomach hurting after knowingly eating some bullshit

[s @skaterz090]

they hate on me for farting but the biggest stars are full of gas

[Heidi Klum’s worm face @w0rm_face]

These are a million times cooler than that ugly 3D printed dragon bullshit

[autist @litteralyme0]

Growing up hearing “Wikipedia isn't a valid source” and then entering a workplace where people say “just ask ChatGPT” is a surprisingly strange timeline

[‏ִֶָ @tatemclisa]

the two messy bitches in middle school asking if you’re gay

[ver. @cryeyesviolet_]

TAYWEDDING DAY

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Taylor Swift is now married.

[puter @modelocigarette]

modern remake of the shining that takes place at great wolf lodge

[Tony X @soIoucity]

Kraft isn't even the good ranch.

[ˆ𐃷ˆ @flirtaeyeon]

in a world full of ai you can choose him

[✩ CEL ✩ @moonlithoax]

TAYLOR SWIFT IS IN THE STUDIO

[Tam🍓 @winchuuster]

If you like strawberry ice cream you should try cocaine

[matt @emotionalpilot]

🚨 TAYTØP EMERGENCY

[gee yuh @REMBIEBERS]

back in the day $450 would have gotten you meet and greet, backstage tour, fan lounge, vip goodie bag, and a barricade floor seat🫩 🚬 we are quite literally in the trenches

[Praise @tufpraise]

this was literally the whole point of ai

[emily @getalongemily]

Thinking about when my dad tried to take a passport photo but accidentally pressed the muppet button

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

they’ll put a data center in yo ass if you not paying attention

[Erin ✨ @erinluckyone]

me in 40 years when they release the taylor biopic