vic

the top cheese, the queen mosquito

[Russo! 🔜 MEGAPLEX! @Russo_Dog]

Accidentally said ‘Circle K’ instead of ‘CVS’ when Urgent Care asked me what pharmacy I use

[the joyful corpse @iamagodard]

“love island” “labubu” “addison rae” “f1 the movie”

[a.🫧 @xcowboygeniusx]

I SUPPORT ARIANA GRANDE CHEATING ON WHOEVER TF SHE WANTS

[melina ♡ @orngeshwspdwy]

listening to perverts by ethel cain at midnight with the lights off

[Rose Dommu @rosedommu]

Trimmed my own bangs at 5am

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

checking my bank account after my vacation

[lilah “miss osteonecrosis 2026” duncan @dvnots]

me when there’s a maraca in my shoulder:

[Reductress @Reductress]

Nice! New Collar Delivers a Shock Every Time You Say, ‘They Did This on Glee’: https://t.co/evoXGRqpPV

[doctor worm @awaitingtrial]

When I was a kid I wanted to pull these freaks apart like a wishbone

[抱きしめる @F41rygirl]

i would do absolutely anything for my friends except answer their text messages

[Remy Boydell @slimgiltsoul]

my friend is having some kind of squidward Related midlife crisis

[kip! @peachykip]

when the hyperfixation starts telling me to make impulse ebay purchases

[kim @KimmyMonte]

my friend: i really need your advice

me, ordering several things online i can’t afford while eating a block of cheese: yes ofc you’ve come to the right person

[ari @technicoluor]

this is what god does to me all day long

[tushar @reputushion]

taylor swift going to her kitchen according to that unverified article:

[Eli Hollywood @elilutsky]

If I met squidward I would show him the greatest night of his life

[Tori Jeanine @torijeanine]

the CDC just announced that if a HEALTH inspector comes to YOUR restaurant and he’s NOT this guy…

he’s real.